Thinking about getting a monkey as a pet

[MassOccur 10+ year member]

I think you should get a silverback and teach it spanish then, give an AK47 so he can be your personal bodyguard/guerilla.

yeah, and teach it to use the toilet and read so when someone walks into the bathroom and sees a fawkin silverback on the toilet with a newspaper, they'll shyt themselves.

 

[Bloodstalker999 10+ year member]

Get a wrench and a sound proof cage and you got yourself a trunk monkey

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

dude it might be a pest and i dont think it a pet u want...

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

yeah, and teach it to use the toilet and read so when someone walks into the bathroom and sees a fawkin silverback on the toilet with a newspaper, they'll shyt themselves.

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[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

well duh theres more than 1 species... i dont know what kind it was but it smelled like shit, was annoying as hell screaming all the time, and if someone went up to it that it dident know it would go crazy...
it was really small and dident have like human hair... it had like fuzzy kitten hair that was really thin and far in between (if that makes sence)

that's one of those hypo-allergenic monkeys. they breed them with an opposum to get the hairless result.

 

[pitbull12888]

whats that movie..dunstan checks in? somethin like that..crazy monkey

 

[Chevyaudio 5,000+ posts]

Ive heard spanking is a good way to train them.

 

[stratusrt01 10+ year member]

my wife had a little *** monkey when we met, and that bastard was mean as hell to me, loved her, but I couldn't get close to her without getting attacked, and that bastard had some sharp teeth.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

do you have aids?

 

[MassOccur 10+ year member]

Ouch...I hope he doesn't have King Kong in his trunk...

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[stratusrt01 10+ year member]

me? No...

I'm retired military and get checked every year

 

[jonnybusa 10+ year member]

well duh theres more than 1 species... i dont know what kind it was but it smelled like shit, was annoying as hell screaming all the time, and if someone went up to it that it dident know it would go crazy...
it was really small and dident have like human hair... it had like fuzzy kitten hair that was really thin and far in between (if that makes sence)

ok....well you were saying its a bad idea because the 1 monkey you were aroung acted crazy.......doesnt mean all are like that.

If 1 dog acted crazy, biting, growling, and pissing all over, would you then think ALL dogs are that way.................?

no

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

wouldnt monkeys be really easy to potty train? If you can potty train a dog a monkey should have no problem

 

[SourDeez 10+ year member]

Ouch...I hope he doesn't have King Kong in his trunk...
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