the truth about spider monkey

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

i have met him. we partied together in NOLA. got wasted in tha quarter.

the truth is, he is a little asian dude. bout 5'5, maybe 150 lbs. he had mega-game wit tha bourbon street strippers tho. cant hold his liquor either. i bought him 2 hurricanes and he was fallin all ova tha place takin bout how he was gonna find us some skank hoes to party wit. i started buyin him glasses of water, tellin him it was red bull and vodka. he neva knew.

he was tru baller though. paid fo everythang. i busted out my roll once, and he said "you money no goot here". i could barely understand tha broken english, but i figured it out once he pulled out this huge wad of cash.

i dont have tha pics, but he does.

what it do?!?

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[tapout 5,000+ posts]

werd, I have heard dis broken engrish as well.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

oh he's asian... probably why we get along so well.

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

Hahahahohoheheheahahaha!™

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

Nice story... Lol

 

[power-fanatic07 5,000+ posts]

cool story, wigger

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Nice story... Lol

cool story, wigger

dis aint no story, yo!

its tha troof.

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

There are proofs for pix.

 

[you you you 10+ year member]

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[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

Vanilla Ice.

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

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When has the Tapmeister ever needed pix? I believe you little buddy.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

When has the Tapmeister ever needed pix? I believe you little buddy.

thank you.

SM has the pics. you fools know i gots no camera. asians gots tha photog on lock-down.

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

Every asian is born with a camera that has at least a 25X zoom lens..

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

oh he's asian... probably why we get along so well.

Faulky the Lefty Troll

 

[godhatescivics 10+ year member]

riveting tale queer