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if i tried walking a straight line i'd fall flat on me ****ing face and it hurt like a *****
Whenever I get drunk, I just end up sitting there. If I get up to walk around, I just get dizzier. However, the end result is usually the same, just a matter of time when I lose my dinner. Pretty proud of myself last time, got to the toilet both times.

 
Whenever I get drunk, I just end up sitting there. If I get up to walk around, I just get dizzier. However, the end result is usually the same, just a matter of time when I lose my dinner. Pretty proud of myself last time, got to the toilet both times.

i might blow chunks in the toilet and sleep on the bathroom floor

 
Nope ~ I was under the impression that you were not involved in the process so an orgy wasn't something I was particularly interested in //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif
lol funny

 
Worshipping that porcelain god, eh, JAZN? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
I'm actually happy when I make it there without barfing everywhere else. One story is when I visited my friends at UCLA, barfed down some stairs outside (football player pointed and laughed so I've heard), again in the cafeteria in front of everyone, and in their dorm sink (which clogged the drain for a week, suckers). Now every time I visit and they introduce me to someone or we're reminscing at a party, I hear the same damm story.

 
I'm actually happy when I make it there without barfing everywhere else. One story is when I visited my friends at UCLA, barfed down some stairs outside (football player pointed and laughed so I've heard), again in the cafeteria in front of everyone, and in their dorm sink (which clogged the drain for a week, suckers). Now every time I visit and they introduce me to someone or we're reminscing at a party, I hear the same damm story.
It's nice to be famous //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 
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