THE Thread

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

dennis make me a photo shop sig

I don't know how //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

I have photoshop on my comp but not a clue how to use it.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

i ****ing got pwnd by the pop machine today

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

i went to buy a coke and hit the ****ing coke button and then it squirted out a god **** diet coke. i hit the other coke button and it farted out a hot coke. who the **** drinks hot pop? anyways i proceed to the pepsi machine, and it shits out a diet root beer instead of ****ing pepsi.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

that douche biscuit we call a manager fill the ****ing machines and he is gonna feel my rath. i'll slash his ****ing tires, for being a douche muffin and preventing from drinking 1 cold pop during my long *** shift

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

Decent story.

Would have been better if you beat the **** out of the machines and did something interesting with a big truck, a hooker, two slices of swiss cheese, a set of white iPod headphones, a calculator, and a green piece of 8.5" x 11" paper.

Re-tell that pop machine story and incorporate the aforementioned.

This is the only way to redeem yourself and the story.

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

i went to buy a coke and hit the ****ing coke button and then it squirted out a god **** diet coke. i hit the other coke button and it farted out a hot coke. who the **** drinks hot pop? anyways i proceed to the pepsi machine, and it shits out a diet root beer instead of ****ing pepsi.

hahahaha life prawns you.

uncensor fuck and fucking, it adds more anger to your posts.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Decent story.
Would have been better if you beat the **** out of the machines and did something interesting with a big truck, a hooker, two slices of swiss cheese, a set of white iPod headphones, a calculator, and a green piece of 8.5" x 11" paper.

Re-tell that pop machine story and incorporate the aforementioned.

This is the only way to redeem yourself and the story.

**** i'm not mcgyver

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

Decent story.
Would have been better if you beat the **** out of the machines and did something interesting with a big truck, a hooker, two slices of swiss cheese, a set of white iPod headphones, a calculator, and a green piece of 8.5" x 11" paper.

Re-tell that pop machine story and incorporate the aforementioned.

This is the only way to redeem yourself and the story.

That would be a fun contest.

 

[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

Decent story.
Would have been better if you beat the **** out of the machines and did something interesting with a big truck, a hooker, two slices of swiss cheese, a set of white iPod headphones, a calculator, and a green piece of 8.5" x 11" paper.

Re-tell that pop machine story and incorporate the aforementioned.

This is the only way to redeem yourself and the story.

Team Ramrod ftw.

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

I don't know how //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gifI have photoshop on my comp but not a clue how to use it.

ah rats ***. ill just steal your sig. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

The world revolves around good stories.

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

ah rats ***. ill just steal your sig. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

I'll steal your rabbit.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

i'm really starting to get drunk and cant tell good storys right now

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

dammit i left my ****ing mla handbook and lab book at home so i cant even do school work...till i run home for lunch

.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

i feally like going outside and running around ***** to try to attract females