he got banned on here
davidfka: Are you constantly online lol?
iceteebone23: yes
davidfka: Why
davidfka: Gotta make sure no one neg reps you
iceteebone23: i have nothing better to do
davidfka: good point
iceteebone23: i get paid to talk to you and make sure i build up my rep
iceteebone23: also gotta get my post count up
davidfka: you get paid to talk to me?
davidfka: bull ****
davidfka: gotta get your post count up for what?
iceteebone23: to lengthen my penis
davidfka: really, thats ****ing awesome
davidfka: How much will it be enlarged
iceteebone23: it's actually getting out of control
davidfka: Really, bigger than your whole body?
iceteebone23: let's just say i have to reel it up like a garden hose
davidfka: Really? Before I lave the house or even put clothes on I have to wrap it around me about 20-25 times, depending if its cold outside
iceteebone23: i got a plastic thing between my legs with a handle wear i can wind it up
iceteebone23: much more convienent then wrapping it around my body
davidfka: Sounds like it, I am going to have to get one of those for sure
davidfka: its a ***** to go swimming though
davidfka: ****ing thing trails behind for half a mile
iceteebone23: lucky someone doesn't have a pair of scissors when swimming
davidfka: No ****ing doubt
davidfka: I am acutally facing murder charges, the last girl that had sex with me acutally got impaled, through the ass and out the mouth, really gruesome
iceteebone23: your suppose to stick your penis in her
iceteebone23: not a 2x4
davidfka: It was my penis, how the hell am I suppose to control something bigger than me honestly?
iceteebone23: too bad it doesn't wrap itself around your neck
davidfka: Wtf, I dont wanna die you *****
iceteebone23: why not?
davidfka: Because I need to talk to your punk ass
iceteebone23: i'll talk to ya in the after life
davidfka: Nah, I will be to busy talking to people that acutally matter in the after life
iceteebone23: i matter
iceteebone23: i'll let you in on a secret
davidfka: please do
davidfka: lol
iceteebone23: i'm jesus christ
davidfka: Really? Can you come save me and take me away from this **** world?
iceteebone23: i don't want too
davidfka: Jesus doesnt discrimanate
iceteebone23: i want you to be strangled by your penis
iceteebone23: jesus doesn't like piston haters
davidfka: well, if jesus says so
davidfka: How do I know I will get into heaven
iceteebone23: right now you are on a fast track to hell but i'd still give you a call down there
davidfka: What is hell? Watching this seasons pistons games over and over for eternity?
iceteebone23: no it's getting ass raped by shawn marion
davidfka: ****, are you sure thats not Heaven, sounds like the best thing ever
iceteebone23: marion has almost every std
iceteebone23: i know cause i'm jesus
davidfka: I am in hell, I cant die so it doesnt amtter
davidfka: even if I do die I jsut come back
davidfka: so what difference does it make?
iceteebone23: i'll make sure you won't
davidfka: so what I go back to the world?
iceteebone23: you remain in a fiery dungeon bent over at the waist strapped to a table getting rimjobs from steve nash and penetration from shawn marion and for good measure a blowjob from stoudamire
davidfka: I dont see the problem
davidfka: honestly
davidfka: Sounds like fun to me
davidfka: ****, if this is hell what the **** is Heaven
iceteebone23: having a penis in your ass for eternity is not good
iceteebone23: i mean you won't be able to ****
davidfka: Right, but if its Marions then its a different story
davidfka: No, but doesnt matter
davidfka: when do I eat to ****
davidfka: I am to busy being ****ed
iceteebone23: they open you mouth and feed you dead rats
davidfka: ok, so I will just ask Marion to pull out for a sec
davidfka: not too hard
iceteebone23: then d'antoni squirts semen in your mouth to wash it down
davidfka: Now thats just taking it too far
davidfka: Why is only D'antoni? I want all the suns Seman
iceteebone23: that's hell bud
davidfka: I want all the suns, in a nice bucket
iceteebone23: well i gotta go off someone
iceteebone23: ta
davidfka: what?
davidfka: go off someone
davidfka: and ta?
davidfka: wtf is that
davidfka: lol
davidfka: thanks again
iceteebone23: you haven't heard the british say ta?
davidfka: oh
davidfka: yeah
davidfka: I thought it was an abbreviation
davidfka: like ttyl
davidfka: Dont trip over your dick
iceteebone23: indeed
davidfka: well see ya, I cant believe you wanna send me to Hell Jesus, **** you man
