The story of a lifetime

[quote name='murph']Part 3:
Ok so after I told her she can stay over she drives to Petco and waits for Zach to get off work because he can get her into my house. I’m chillin downtown with Byran waiting for it to get time for some drinking. Once it hits 9pm I start drinking I do 10 beer bongs in 30 minutes and chill around while he does some molly. We go out buy some blacks and head to one of his friend’s houses. We get there and they are listening to music taking shots and a few people are dancing. I take this advantage to abuse my free shots. I take 8 free shots in a matter of 15 minutes and start talking with some of the girls there. They get a call from their neighbors to end it so we leave and go to the Hookah bar for the rest of the night. We chill there smoke some hookah and I leave at around 1:15am.

When I get back Zach looks at me pissed off because he has been sitting there comforting her while she was in a little pain again rubbing her stomach. He then goes over and grabs 3 beers from the fridge starts drinking them while next to her. She goes over and complains to him about it and asks if he is an alcoholic while I came back drunk. He gets pissed off and leaves at 2am. She tell me she wants me to sit next to her so I go over there put a blanket over me and sit next to her. She starts telling me that she thinks that she likes me and just can’t handle Zach because he is not right for her. She talked to her friend early today and also said she should be dating me. I was stuck now and I was just like yeah I like you too.

This is when she asks me if she can go upstairs and sleep with me which of course I said yes. We get up there and she strips off her pants and we get in bed. I lay there with my arm around her while she grinds her ass up and down on me. She starts to smile and we made out for a while. She then asks me to fuck her takes my hand and shoves my fingers in her pussy. I start slowly fingering her ridiculously tight pussy. She asks me over and over to fuck her but, I thought I would be betraying Zach. At this point I just said fuck it let’s do this. I get my condom from the car and we laid out a towel. I start fingering her again and barely can squeeze in two fingers. I start sucking on her tits and she said “alright already just fuck me!” I attempted to fuck her but, for some reason could not get a boner whether it be the alcohol or my conscience I could not get it up and stuck my flaccid dick in and out a few times and just called it quits. She got all upset and was so sad. (That was one of the most awkward things that has ever happened to me) After that we went back to cuddling which my bed was not on the spring bed right and I had about 3 inches of my body on the bed. She began snoring like a wild bear and I eventually got up and took a nap in my lazy boy. After 2 hours of the got back and cuddle with her again.

I’ll fill in part 4 tomorrow of Zach reaction
@Dtrom ;[/QUOTE]

been there and done it....to much alcohol.....
 
Again there is no bs to this story this is all legit. 10 beers on Friday is nothing to me. I beer bong liquor so drink beer is just like the bonus after the pregame.

 
Part 4:

Ok so I woke up that next day around 1pm with her still in the bed with me. I realized I might have just hurt my friendship with Zach due to him having some feelings for her. She turned over on top of me and I could resist so i smacked her ass and starting getting some boob action. One thing led to another and I tore her up like a serial killer. After that we went on our ways and I told Zach we needed to talk. We met at Dillard's and I talked with him about the whole thing. I told him every last detail and he get so mad. I told him I didn't want her to become attached to me and now I dug myself into a hole. I felt like I was now stuck in a never ending loop. He starting yelling at me and I told him to tell her on the phone that you would no longer be friends with me if we were together. She flipped a shit and said that she was coming to Dillard's right now and that he should not affect us. Of course we left immediately to the near by Barnes and Noble and both made up lies why we weren't there. I was able to get out of meeting her but Zach got convinced into going to Macy's to talk with her. She told him that if he ever did anything to upset our relationship that she would get him arrested or killed.

Well as you can tell Zach did not take this well and stormed off home. He texted me an hour later and asked if we kissed and I said yeah. He went in full freak out mode broke his mirror and his fish tank filters. Then passed out and called me about 45 minutes later. He said that he wished he never met her because she is sending him multiple messages about coming over to his house with two deputy sheriffs. She told him she had all of the phone calls of me and him recorded and would get him with harassment. At this point I wish she never existed. Later that night I get multiple texts saying I'm sorry and that she is going to get beat if she doesn't leave. I told her she couldn't stay here and that we needed to talk. She met me at the Food Lion near my house and once she got in the car jumped on my lap hitting the horn. I told her not now and that I just don't think this is right she said "hold on." She then unzipped my pants and blew me off. I was now thinking with my **** apologized and we made up. She then said it's ok I'll sleep in my car tonight and that was the end of that.

Now its Monday and I wake up at 11am to 14 missed calls from her. I have no idea why she had called me so many times. She told me she is at my house waiting for me to open the door right when I call her. She gets in my house we go up to my bed and go to town. This is when things get weird...

Part 5 and 6 later. 5 really thickens the story

 
i'm confused.... how do you remember everything so clearly after drinking so much alcohol?
i call bs on at least 65% of this story.
Idc who you are. or how bad@ss you think you are, coming from a guy who was court ordered into rehab at 19, you drink as much as you claim, you wont remember shit.. Im an alcoholic and not afraid to admit it. I drink daily.. sometimes at 9 or 10am, sometimes noon, most of the time Ill wait until 5 or 6, but daily (hell, cant even sleep otherwise) and I still black out. >>>you aint fooling this guy

 
keep all of her txts and record her converstions when shes with you and over the phone just in case.....im dead serious ...because i can see about 8 tons of shyt hitting a bunch of windmills pretty soon if you catch my drift

 
keep all of her txts and record her converstions when shes with you and over the phone just in case.....im dead serious ...because i can see about 8 tons of shyt hitting a bunch of windmills pretty soon if you catch my drift
Yeah because this ***** it nutts as a mother fooker! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/waycrazy.gif.f4a380c3f94043939fd369defd9e6be2.gif

 
Idc who you are. or how bad@ss you think you are, coming from a guy who was court ordered into rehab at 19, you drink as much as you claim, you wont remember shit.. Im an alcoholic and not afraid to admit it. I drink daily.. sometimes at 9 or 10am, sometimes noon, most of the time Ill wait until 5 or 6, but daily (hell, cant even sleep otherwise) and I still black out. >>>you aint fooling this guy
I weigh 325 pounds and have been heavily drinking for a while now. I have had many nights of over 24 drinks in me. I usually make myself throw up before I go to sleep so I don't die in my sleep. 10 beers is a cake walk for me. I chug mad dogs in under a minute along with 2 natty daddies as a pre game.

keep all of her txts and record her converstions when shes with you and over the phone just in case.....im dead serious ...because i can see about 8 tons of shyt hitting a bunch of windmills pretty soon if you catch my drift
Trust me I am going to I don't want to get put in jail or dead.
 
she doesn't sound smart enough to record your phone conversations.....just stop talking to herbltch will stop eventually
We have ended it basically but, I will explain that later. I think there are gonna be about 7 total parts. 5 and 6 are when things get really fucked up she basically trys anything to make me feel bad and stay.

 
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