The story of a lifetime

[murph 10+ year member]

X2 on this too And how are the cops in ur city .... The black chick cop that saw you downing the burger didnt say anything regarding your enebriated state

She didn't say anything because in the first place those few beers I had 9 or 10 are not enough to get me drunk. She laughed at me and was very nice. The cops in Richmond are pretty bad I just happen to be one step above them most of the time when I am drunk.

After re-assesing everything andAfter all the fail I wanna call troll.

I can promise you I wish this was a troll but, it is not...

Murph, aren't you a virgin?

Good story though..

No, I lost my V card 2 years ago at the age of 17. Since college though I really went ham. Banged 7 different girls a few times each my first semester.

 

[blobb454 10+ year member]

Murph.... Use caution around this brawd. Stories are wild, says ex uses or deals meth...

However... Use the **** out of this hoe. I'd be gettin head like a mofo! Anyway... Continue on with this ****!

 

[blobb454 10+ year member]

Murph....

Double...

 

[murph 10+ year member]

Is that really you in your avatar pic lol?

Yeah lol...

the 2 cops sitting behind you didnt do anything when you floored it through a red light?

Yeah I have no idea in hell why they didn't pull out to get me. They were already in the process of walking over to the trucks though.

Story is full of holes.
Biggest hole being no pics :/

Everything is true. I would post pics but, I don't want that shit in this thread.

I could understand no pics.I was pretty nervous my first time with a girl and didnt have time for pics either lol

I wasn't nervous I couldn't even get it up the first night with her. Definitely not the first time around the block.

haha this is true. Sounds like it could be his first time getting fucked around by a girl and her female 'powers'.
Should at least be able to get an FB pic or something, I wanna see this cray broad

Fucked around by female "powers" more like she throws her self at me every time I'm about to tell her to leave. But, I have a few pics of me and her. I'm not sharing them.

You are retarded... you ran into a run-of-the-mill crazy chick and believe every goddamn word she says? Let me clue you in since you're obviously a noob at life. She does not have cancer and most likely is not diabetic either. Her ex, if he even exists, does not beat her. What kind of dude can wind up on a chick and not leave a mark? You are also not the first person she has gone full retard on...

I don't believe any of it trust me. Me and Zach have talked about how this is a whole elaborate story she has developed over time to try and hook guys in to stay with her.

the night was a fail.. you remember WAY to much of it

I really wish I didn't and this weekend will seal those memories away.

 

[09civic 5,000+ posts]

Thread is bullshit.

Nothing to see here.

 

[murph 10+ year member]

I believe I ended the shit for good today. I will add part 4 and 5 later today.

 

[Jerhemy 10+ year member]

"Fucked around by female "powers" more like she throws her self at me every time I'm about to tell her to leave. But, I have a few pics of me and her. I'm not sharing them."

@murph ;

Those are the exact powers I was refering too. Hoes is hoes is hoes, man.

 

[murph 10+ year member]

[quote name='Jerhemy']"Fucked around by female "powers" more like she throws her self at me every time I'm about to tell her to leave. But, I have a few pics of me and her. I'm not sharing them."

@murph ;

Those are the exact powers I was refering too. Hoes is hoes is hoes, man.[/QUOTE]

Power of the pussy doesn't whip me but, if she is flaunting it why not pound her like Rocky Balboa?

 

[09civic 5,000+ posts]

Because you're fat and will never get a girl who is at least a 4/10 sober.

 

[murph 10+ year member]

Because you're fat and will never get a girl who is at least a 4/10 sober.

Obviously your personality must really get you some poon. Good attempt at a troll but, I am comfortable with who I am.

 

[09civic 5,000+ posts]

Obviously your personality must really get you some poon. Good attempt at a troll but, I am comfortable with who I am.

Keep tellin yourself that while jerkin to Mila Kunis, bro.

 

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

lulz

 

[Durango03 10+ year member]

typical night out. usually remember buying liquor, then wakin up in a random place (neighbors couch who im never met. back seat of a car in a garage of a house owned buy a guy I dont know.. you get the point

 

[wErd 5,000+ posts]

F this. Post pics of this broad

Make this thread epic with pics

 

[BoomBoxStereo 10+ year member]

i'm confused.... how do you remember everything so clearly after drinking so much alcohol?

i call bs on at least 65% of this story.