The story of a lifetime

[murph 10+ year member]

Careful, you might wind up with crazy little curly headed ***** running around in a year or two

I use condoms...

 

[06goat 10+ year member]

I use condoms...

Wheres the fun in that

 

[murph 10+ year member]

Wheres the fun in that

The fun ends when she holds you in to force you to have babies with her. I will tell you guys about this later.

 

[Serpent710 10+ year member]

moral of the story, you now have aids

 

[09civic 5,000+ posts]

moral of the story, you now have aids

And is a fat sack of shit.

 

[bgowdy 5,000+ posts]

The fun ends when she holds you in to force you to have babies with her. I will tell you guys about this later.

well you could always just force your way out. like power roll off or push her off if shes on top

 

[murph 10+ year member]

moral of the story, you now have aids

Would not be shocked by this.

And is a fat sack of shit.

Yep, I'm a big man. Not my fault but yeah I'm big.

well you could always just force your way out. like power roll off or push her off if shes on top

Yeah that is what kind of happened. That is part of part 5.

 

[Tenacious]

Interesting story. I'm only 18 and I've had more than my fair share of run-ins with crazy girls. In for how this ends...

 

[bgowdy 5,000+ posts]

were is the next part......

 

[murph 10+ year member]

were is the next part......

I'm going to the gym in 15 minutes it will be sometime after I get back.

 

[bgowdy 5,000+ posts]

I'm going to the gym in 15 minutes it will be sometime after I get back.

d@mn it dude... you should have wrote this as a short story and had it published.... lol

 

[murph 10+ year member]

d@mn it dude... you should have wrote this as a short story and had it published.... lol

I was considering doing that honestly. I haven't gone i near full detail on any of these write ups. I could get 30-40 pages worth of writing. I figure I could just make a book of all my ridiculous adventures. I have some really crazy nights under my belt.

 

[Tenacious]

I was considering doing that honestly. I haven't gone i near full detail on any of these write ups. I could get 30-40 pages worth of writing. I figure I could just make a book of all my ridiculous adventures. I have some really crazy nights under my belt.

Welcome to the club.

 

[MutantDreams 10+ year member]

Beautiful stories so far bro. Definately worth the read. It actually reminds me of on of my ex's.

 

[Jerhemy 10+ year member]

i'm confused.... how do you remember everything so clearly after drinking so much alcohol?
i call bs on at least 65% of this story.

Obviously not from WI...