The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face!!

[PatFitz9 10+ year member]

that page kicks ***... and the nokia N95 is teh sweetness

 

[Odd-io 10+ year member]

idk, i like mine. never given me problems. i don't think it's anything to get worked up over though, it's just a phone.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

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[ShiningBuick 10+ year member]

Good Lord Maddox is awesome.

If anyone liked that you should check out his book, "The Alphabet of Manliness"

Ha, good stuff.

 

[nate2587 10+ year member]

from a geeks point of view i think we can all understand that it would be cool to reboot your webserver from ur phonez and i would do it just because i could too hehehe..

 

[bigluis 10+ year member]

ill stick with my blackjack lol

 

[Doingstuffwell 10+ year member]

my treo 700w turns my hottub on.

heater, bubbles, everything.

ftwwww.

 

[mendon99 10+ year member]

hardly his best article.

read some of the others, they're so funny..

 

[Spac3d 10+ year member]

I hate iphones. Another good maddox article

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

the E70 keyboard doesnt look cool anyway

A phone isn't about looks.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

A woman came into the library the other day with her brand new shiney iphone and wanted to get it activated. The only problem was, she didnt have an internet connection at home so all she could think to do was go to the library and use the PC's to activate the service. Only problem with that master plan was that libraries turn off the ability for the patrons to download and install any software - which the iphone requires you to install itunes to function. I Lol'ed when the chick got all mad and said she was going to take the phone back //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif ... whatever phone mart she bought it at told her that they cannot due "activations" at the store due to their intranet restrictions. I double lol'ed.

 

[InsaneKreationz]

Sorry.... Nokias had a phone like that, for at least 4 years now.

Buddy of mine had one, it was pretty pimp back when.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Sorry.... Nokias had a phone like that, for at least 4 years now.

Buddy of mine had one, it was pretty pimp back when.

That is one of the main pints to the maddox article. He is saying the abilities the iPhone posess is really nothing new, just better marketed. Its a shiny status quo POS.

 

[rtillaree 10+ year member]

i enjoy my Q, it does what i need for right now...now my razr on the other hand...what a piece of turd covered fukity fuk....

 

[DejaWiz 5,000+ posts]

Maddox rules (and he knows it).

One of my favorites:

Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. Not only is it useful for *******, it's also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a couple of bruised ******* and a failed relationship. I rule.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide