the funniest shit iv ever read.

[dave_damage 10+ year member]

"The smell hit me after a few seconds. It smelled like someone rolled a cat in shit and threw it into a tire fire".

Best sentence of the story? I loled.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

lol //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Memphis4L 10+ year member]

bahahhahaha

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

pics?

 

[miker 5,000+ posts]

I loled

 

[MisterGrubbs 5,000+ posts]

You just made my day.

So you're kinda an accidental R Kelly?

 

[Here2Learn 10+ year member]

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[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

I don't even know what to say

 

[speedfreak28 10+ year member]

lol awesome

 

[yanks fan 10+ year member]

Good thing this isn't a repost

 

[Grinder1989 5,000+ posts]

lol

 

[miker 5,000+ posts]

Good thing this isn't a repost

Good thing you don't post much.

 

[Ed Lester 10+ year member]

I read this about a year ago from someone from europe

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

I've farted while ****ing before.

 

[alex5857 10+ year member]

Guy has bowel problem.
Guy's girlfriend wants to get it on and lose their V-cards.

Guy has huge poop stuck in his bowels.

She sets up candles in her parents bedroom, does a dance, mounts.

Switches to doggy.

She then says she wants him to blow load in her mouth.

She proceeds, then says "tell me if you like this."

Shoves finger in his rectum.

Massive pile of Shit SHOOTS out, all over her and her parents bed.

It rips his hole.

He leaves, not before putting sheets and stuff in washer.

Avoids calls from GF, until she comes over.

They break up, she vows not to tell anyone.

cliffs of this?