taking a shit with a boner while on a date

[marvinwillis 10+ year member]

if you had any fucking brains you would see I gave cliffs from that forum @ the end of my post you fucking retard!

I NEVER ONCE CLAIMED IT TO BE MY STORY HENCE THE QUOTE!

U mad brah?

 

[godhatescivics 10+ year member]

noobs these days give ca.com that well needed lolz

 

[hatedonmostly 5,000+ posts]

if you had any fucking brains you would see I gave cliffs from that forum @ the end of my post you fucking retard!

I NEVER ONCE CLAIMED IT TO BE MY STORY HENCE THE QUOTE!

****ing '07ers.

 

[hatedonmostly 5,000+ posts]

U mad brah?

No, you're just dumb. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[phemps 10+ year member]

hahahh should have shit while arching piss into the shower from the toilet

 

[salone 10+ year member]

Great story, wow I really read all that.

 

[lostdaytomorrow 10+ year member]

You aware brah?

 

[NMLegend19 10+ year member]

sup misc brahs, EHSTennis up in this mother****er

 

[▼)Ñ╩fZΣµ& 10+ year member]

She stops dead in her tracks. There before her was me standing with a pseudo-erect penis, left over fecal residue on my ***,large semi dissolved turds in her bathtub, turds on the floor beside her toilet, and pee all over the floor in front of the can... I was so ****ing embarassed...

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

 

[armitank]

funniest part about reading that thread, is that after anyone makes a compliment they follow it with (no ****)......those are some insecure dudes over there

 

[ArcFault 10+ year member]

This x2

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

been there done that.

 

[ArcFault 10+ year member]

been there done that.

I believe you entirely.

 

[Toone 10+ year member]

reminds me of the time my dad pooped and threw up at the same time made for a funny story lol