stripclub issues

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

I've always had good luck with the guys at the bar.

That's because you're "special", P. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

That's because you're "special", P. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

Is he fooo realz?

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

Is he fooo realz?

With our good buddy Eugenics you never can be truly certain which is meant in jest and which is entirely serious.

For safety's sake I assume every single one of his posts are complete BS unless he specifically notifies me otherwise.

It stays safer and things get misunderstood much less often that way //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

With our good buddy Eugenics you never can be truly certain which is meant in jest and which is entirely serious.
For safety's sake I assume every single one of his posts are complete BS unless he specifically notifies me otherwise.

It stays safer and things get misunderstood much less often that way //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

I think that if my mother can take guys home from the bar, i should be granted the same privelage. It's the American way.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

With our good buddy Eugenics you never can be truly certain which is meant in jest and which is entirely serious.
For safety's sake I assume every single one of his posts are complete BS unless he specifically notifies me otherwise.

It stays safer and things get misunderstood much less often that way //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

I know his posts are legit when he talks about hating someone.. Inlcuding me.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

You laughed out loud, out loud?

exactly

 

[AVSTANG02]

Red Zone eh? Now I know what my dad is doing in Puerto Vallarta. He better not catch something dumb ****..

Anyways..

I have spent thousands of my parents dollars at strip clubs.

Some strippers pull the GFE (girlfriend experience) and really kno how to make the guy feel on top of the world and not want it to stop.

it is all self control.

leave the CC at home put a limit on yer debit card.

if you can't even handle the self control of stopping at 2 or so dances.. do what I do.. and do not go..

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

they don't have strip clubs here so i don't have to worry //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[AVSTANG02]

they don't have strip clubs here so i don't have to worry //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Drive up to canada.

windsor is full of hot *****s.

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

i've ran across a major problem with stripclubs. What can be done to quit them, been to them twice in the past 3 days and spent $300...? It's more addicting than smoking and i can't even cold turkey that. Any suggestions, and no i don't have time for a gf i work 12 hours a day and am in the process of getting ready for bootcamp.

They don't have strip clubs in Iraq //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

Have a problem spending too much money at stripjoints? Have I got a cure for you!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

The stripclubs here (including the Larry Flynt's Hustler Club which is supposed to be an upscale club but...well...isn't) employ mostly unattractive women...skanky bishes who you likely wouldn't even speak to even were you to meet them in some other venue.

It's one thing to have a problem controlling yourself where actually pretty women are concerned.

Come down here to N Louisiana...if you have a problem controlling yourself around some skanks then you should just off yourself and be done with it. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[xxxpower 10+ year member]

i've ran across a major problem with stripclubs. What can be done to quit them, been to them twice in the past 3 days and spent $300...? It's more addicting than smoking and i can't even cold turkey that. Any suggestions, and no i don't have time for a gf i work 12 hours a day and am in the process of getting ready for bootcamp.

just take like 60 bucks with you and leave your credit cards at your house

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

The only strip club near here went out of business the week after I got here.. And to think I turned down an all-expense paid trip there from my friend for my b-day present just to spend time with a girl.. I could of been spending time with PLENTY of half ***** girls!

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

Do this strip club have a pool table? If so, it's most likely away from the stage. Hang out near the pool table and play pool all night. Most of the time the girls won't come over. So you get to see the :boobies: and it only costs you the price of the table:laugh:
We had a strip club called daydreams across from where I used to work and that what the guys I used to work with did. But we weren't going to for the :boobies: we were going to shoot some pool and get drunk and it was right across the street. But the :boobies: were definitly some good scenery:naughty:

The stripclub i went to had pool tables didn't have to pay for one, ya just pick one and stay there, ya leave and it's someone elses the and girls (the stripclub girls who worked there) would walk by occasionally and want to play ya a game of pool so of course i'd let em win //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif then they'd ask for a private dance and that was $25 bucks so of course i got that cuz i could touch her tits and she liked it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif that was this past saturday, fun time //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif

 

[Hydrastas 10+ year member]

you can touch tits at the one i just got back from for $20, OK i think i finally got this out of my system... I decided to just go all out to the point where im just sick of it all and spent roughly $500, 15 to get in leaves me with roughly 42 lap dances straight, with the only break being the change of strippers which took about 30 seconds inbetween songs. From 8-10 the dances were buy one get one free, 10 songs in a row i got a dance from this one chick, lol she was actually getting annoyed of making $20 every 7-8 minutes and after the 10th one refused to give me another so i moved on. The whole room has a bunch of black lights in it and i wore a black shirt lol. From the start of the night you could hardly notice anything on it, but after 5 hours... It looked like i was wearing a white shirt due to all the skin cells that had been rubbed in lol. **** i hate getting dances from petite girls, when they grind their bony *** hurts so much. At one point i thought i had busted a vein in my right thigh from it and thought i was bleeding everywhere, but i guess it never happened. To be honest, why would anyone go to a stripclub and do what i just did? Tip of advice, stop before you get i'd say 15 dances or else by the time your done it'll feel as if someone kicked you in the nuts 5 or so times. Oh and if all else, don't let some random stripper take you to the vip section where they give lap dances with their panties off unless you've priorly gotten a lap dance from her and know that she doesn't smell like rotten tuna mixed with puke. This tactic has served me well, somewhat similar to one people do that smoke so much you can hardly breath which makes it easier to quit.