Some things I noticed while driving home...

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

So I drove 16 hours home, from Searcy to Jacksonville, all alone, and I noticed some stuff on the way home:

1) Whoever designed the roads in Arkansas and Tennessee (Memphis at least) sucks at life. None of the roads there make any sense whatsoever. Mainly in Arkansas, the idiot who designed the on/offramps thought it would be a great idea to have them feed straight onto 2-way streets, which puts you at the mercy of the people on those roads, even though they're supposed to yield.

Here's a drawing...

more later when I'm unlazy.

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[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

2) Why do people insist on riding in your blind spot? I was driving at 1am down a dark, empty stretch of road, with no cars within half of a mile of me. Except one jerkhole who was either in riding my blind spot or behind me (and those people alllways have that one headlight that's aimed too high //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif )

 

[SAG3 5,000+ posts]

Things are plural.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

3) I got an extra 8mpg by riding in the slipstream behind tractor-trailers

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

brake check //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Things are plural.

i'm adding more //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

4) The girl who works at the raceway gas station off I-75 in Valdosta has the nicest ******* i have seen in a while

 

[j3bus2k3 5,000+ posts]

4) The girl who works at the raceway gas station off I-75 in Valdosta has the nicest ******* i have seen in a while

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Did you drive with a steno and just take down your thoughts?

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Did you drive with a steno and just take down your thoughts?

good idea. BTW, the PB gun didn't sell. So I'm gonna paint yer *** in clearwater.

but damn those were nice *******

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

probably a voice recorder

 

[acold7dusta 10+ year member]

good idea. BTW, the PB gun didn't sell. So I'm gonna paint yer *** in clearwater.

but damn those were nice *******

pics or //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/ban.gif.ce8465566702ef9f72e97e794ed1c86a.gif

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

5) Grapico grape soda is the shit. You can't get it in Florida //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[j3bus2k3 5,000+ posts]

good idea. BTW, the PB gun didn't sell. So I'm gonna paint yer *** in clearwater.

but damn those were nice *******

ahhh, dammit...but I found my flak jacket though, I wont feel a thing as long as you hit me in the chest or upper stomach...so aim there, k?...lol

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

6) The Church's Chicken off Norris Rd. in Birmingham is the most stereotypical place I've ever seen. Like 6 people in line, a few sitting down eatin fried chicken, hot sauce packets scattered about, and a crackhead selling electronics to a guy in the corner. Everyone but the guy buying the electronics was black //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[SUB_URBAN 10+ year member]

5) Grapico grape soda is the shit. You can't get it in Florida //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

I know for a fact i can get grapico at the dollar store in tallahassee.