So I went to Best Buy and met Obama

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Well I went to Best Buy and walked into the car audio department to puff my chest and show my superior knowledge so I would have a story to post on ca.com. I got to talking to a salesman, and he recommended me some Rockford subs. He said they really pound and he had 2 10's that hit 158.4 on a TL. I was like whatever. he was like what are you running? I told him some Fi subs and Sundown amps. He chuckled and was like, what is Fi? Does Fi have a website? He said it sounded like some cheap fleamarket company, and smirked. he went on to say RF and Kicker etc were better. I looked at him and said, listen, I am intellectually superior than you because I'm a member of a number of online car audio forums and I have equipment from online companies. I know the names of the people who own these companies because I'm a baller. Since I don't buy mainstream, that makes me cooler than you and popular in my online community. He laughed and asked me how much I paid for that? I folded my arms and said, more than you can afford pal.

As I was walking out, I ran into Barack Obama. He was like, is that your Pontiac? I was like yea, and he said you don't have proper emissions. I'm like WTF, Michigan doesn't have emissions testing? he was like, congress just passed a cap and trade bill. You need to buy some emissions credits. I was like ****, how much is that? he said 3 grand. I was like shit, you own Pontiac, can't you cut me a break? Then he got nasty. He all of the sudden broke out into a muslim accent and said I will kill you and your family if you don't pay up. I'm like shit, you're a muslim, he laughed and said he had a hand in the 911 attacks. He took my cash and gave it to a poor colored guy pushing a shopping cart full of junk. I'm like wtf, and he said socialism ftw.

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In this thread we post our daily Obama *****ing, and weekly Best Buy stories.

 
I got a plasma TV from Best Buy two weekends ago. It was also more than you can afford pal.

I did not see Obama though. I blame that on GM and child molestation.
Well GM's HQ is here so that explains why he was here.

 
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