So, I wanna get smashed drunk for the first time...

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

Go ahead and **** them fat girls.

 

[theMessenjah44 10+ year member]

Malibu and Sprite is good too.

Malibu and the Blue Mt. Dew Game Fuel is amazing

I call it the MaliDew

 

[thegreatestpenn 5,000+ posts]

u guys are recommending some stuff for broads now. OP had the right idea in the beginning

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

Drink shots of whisky. I hate the taste of pretty much any mixed drinks.

 

[Marlo Stanfield 10+ year member]

Vodka on the rocks or just sum shots of JD will do the trick.

 

[armitank]

This is per 1 gallon, and after this, I'm getting off because I have class in like 7 hours and I NEED sleep.
1 2liter of Mountain Dew

1 Can Dole Pineapple Juice

2 Packs of Kool-Aid (Pick your poison, doesn't matter what flavor)

Good amount of Vodka

Pour the entire contents of Mountain Dew into the gallon jug. Cut the Mountain dew bottle in half and use the open end as a funnel. Pour in your pineapple juice and Koolaid. Fill to the top with vodka. Shake it good, and serve chilled.

As far as drinking something that I won't want to drink again, what about Absinthe?

jungle juice is pretty much random clear liquors juices and fruit...

and absinthe is awesome, had a bottle in ireland on a rugby trip once, got me ****ed up for sure

 

[armitank]

so how old are you anyways.....?

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

There is nothing that I hate more than throwing up. I know I'm gonna have to eventually from drinking, but as least as possible.

Maybe you should rethink this whole 'gonna get smashed for the first time' thing then. Why do you think I told you to clean your toilet bowl?

 

[misfit138 5,000+ posts]

Guiness and Rolling Rock = yum

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

Maybe you should rethink this whole 'gonna get smashed for the first time' thing then. Why do you think I told you to clean your toilet bowl?

Yep. If you don't know your limits theres a good chance you're going to puke. Especially trying to get super drunk.... It isn't as fun as it sounded when you can't leave the bathroom, and just wished it was over.

 

[Fusion_FREAK 10+ year member]

On New Year's, I drank a small bottle of cheap shitty Tequila, in about 20 minutes. Wasn't a huge bottle, but after I drank it I was incoherant and fell asleep on my friend's kitchen table. Woke up the following morning and smelt the smell of Tequila all day. I will never drink that shit again.

My personal favorite is Jager bombs and Wild Turkey. I also like Southern Comfort, Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Makers Mark, etc...

Beer is great too.

 

[8Bangin 10+ year member]

its legal here too. kind of a pain to activate the ingredients though with all the sugar and fire and whatnot. not worth it imo. after drinking a 750 of it, wasnt any better then just drinking alot of beer

Yea I still don't know how to activate the ingredients. My girlfriend brought some back from a trip to Europe and I ended up just drinking the bottle straight. ****ing nothing happened, barely even a buzz. Was a bit of a let down after she hyped it all up.

Btw, you're getting a little dependent on the internet here. First time I got drunk my brother was slipping me beers at a Jimmy Buffet concert, couldn't even tell you the brand.. My advice, go all out nike on this shit, just doit //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Marlo Stanfield 10+ year member]

Like i said before, either drink a bunch of beers or just rip sum shots of tequila... But the OP said he hates puking, so getting "smashed drunk" prolli isn't the best idea for him in the first place.

 

[cobra65427289 10+ year member]

Hot Damn all night.

 

[Cameron_B 10+ year member]

Pineapple juice and aristocrat vodka, and hold your nose.