So, I wanna get smashed drunk for the first time...

First....you can't get real Absinthe in America....It's banned here, so it's nearly impossible to get without it being fuggin expensive.
Virginia recently legalized it...the real stuff //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

They hadn't when I was in college, though...my introduction to it was from a dorm neighbor who brought it back from South Africa. Interesting stuff.

 
Virginia recently legalized it...the real stuff //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
They hadn't when I was in college, though...my introduction to it was from a dorm neighbor who brought it back from South Africa. Interesting stuff.
I didn't know that.....still don't know why anyone would want it in the first place, lol.

I had a shot of it back in '06 at a club then decided to go back to beer, haha

 
jungle juice is expensive to do it right. $100+ for all the liquor and fruit. just get some vodka or rum and go to town. make sure your friends take a lot of pics so we can see what a dumbass you are

 
First time I got drunk I drank like 15 beers and then chugged a whole bottle of vodka. Drunk for 3 days. Puking for 2.

Had to volunteer/observe the next morning at 8am a vets office for a scholarship. Was literally laying on the floor of the operating room passed out while they were spaying a dog. Then puked in the main backroom where they take the dogs temperatures and clip their nails, etc in front of about 10 people. I was still so drunk I had a hard time standing.

Was epic. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 
My first time drinking was on Jose Quervo Tequila. About 8 shots.
I'd suggest this.

As you will never want tequila again
even being a seasoned vet when it comes to drinking, i drank a little too much tequila at my cousins wedding and 5 years later i still cant even smell the shit without getting sick to my stomach.

OP, since its your first time drinking im willing to bet anything is going to get you drunk so dont put too much thought into it and have a good time.

and please be safe. dont be a douche and get into a car and drive or drink till you die.

 
even being a seasoned vet when it comes to drinking, i drank a little too much tequila at my cousins wedding and 5 years later i still cant even smell the shit without getting sick to my stomach.
OP, since its your first time drinking im willing to bet anything is going to get you drunk so dont put too much thought into it and have a good time.

and please be safe. dont be a douche and get into a car and drive or drink till you die.
If I were to drink and drive, then I wouldn't be able to enjoy my two Alpine SWR-1542Ds coming my way. So that's definitely a no. Anyways, I really need to go to bed, as of right now, I'll only have four hours of sleep.

 
Virginia recently legalized it...the real stuff //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
They hadn't when I was in college, though...my introduction to it was from a dorm neighbor who brought it back from South Africa. Interesting stuff.
its legal here too. kind of a pain to activate the ingredients though with all the sugar and fire and whatnot. not worth it imo. after drinking a 750 of it, wasnt any better then just drinking alot of beer

 
First....you can't get real Absinthe in America....It's banned here, so it's nearly impossible to get without it being fuggin expensive.
Second...if you don't like black licorice...don't waste your time. I had some in Germany.

Stick to the beer, you'll get a taste for it some day //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif
It's not banned in the good ole USA anymore, but it is pretty nasty tasting for sure. It sure will fuck you up after a few hefty shots of it though without question. I never drank enough to trip off it, but it will get you retartded that's for sure.

For sure though stick with beer, by the time the OP gets to college he'll learn to love it like 99.9% of college students do. But personally me favorite think to drink is good vodka(3 olives, Belvedere, Grey Goose, etc) mixed with a lil bit of pineapple juice or just on the rocks.

 
Something thats really good is taking the raspberry Crystal Light, then mixing some raspberry Smirnoff vodka with it. Goes down really smooth. You can mix it 1/2 and 1/2 no problem, doesnt even taste strong. You can go through a gallon of it easy if youre really planning on getting ****ed up.

 
It's not banned in the good ole USA anymore, but it is pretty nasty tasting for sure. It sure will fuck you up after a few hefty shots of it though without question. I never drank enough to trip off it, but it will get you retartded that's for sure.
For sure though stick with beer, by the time the OP gets to college he'll learn to love it like 99.9% of college students do. But personally me favorite think to drink is good vodka(3 olives, Belvedere, Grey Goose, etc) mixed with a lil bit of pineapple juice or just on the rocks.
I've had people around here tell me it's legal, but the bottles I've seen say something like....Absinthe-like or substitute or something.....but it's not genuine Absinthe. maybe that's just here though

 
Something thats really good is taking the raspberry Crystal Light, then mixing some raspberry Smirnoff vodka with it. Goes down really smooth. You can mix it 1/2 and 1/2 no problem, doesnt even taste strong. You can go through a gallon of it easy if youre really planning on getting ****ed up.
I can't stand Smirnoff, i think it's just plain garbage vodka. But that does sound pretty tasty, you should try it with 3 olives vodka though. It's prolli my favorite not crazy expensive alcohol.

 
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