So, I wanna get smashed drunk for the first time...

[lovindabass]

Just get some golden grain. Get a 1 liter bottle and mix 2 or 3 shots into what ever you want. Drink about 4 drinks maybe 5 and you will have the desired result. I'm 260 and this stuff knocks me on my azz.! 195 proof !!! liquid fire is basicly what it is lol

 

[bds0688 10+ year member]

Woe!! You and your body are separate?? Do you even know what kinda cr@p you could get away with if you can get a judge to buy into that?!!

K. I consciously enjoy vodka and whiskey. My subconscious and body do not. Get ****ed, moron.

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

Drinking alcohol isn't all the great //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif It should be a once in a while thing. It was cool in high school and college, but it gets old.

 

[Blue Fury 10+ year member]

Virginia recently legalized it...the real stuff //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
They hadn't when I was in college, though...my introduction to it was from a dorm neighbor who brought it back from South Africa. Interesting stuff.

I had the real kind (190 proof iirc) for the fist time at a party up in Berkeley. 1 shot left in the bottle so I couldn't pass it up. Didn't make me hallucinate or drunk or anything (as expected from only 1 shot) but I couldn't talk for a half hour because my throat was on fire.

I had the fake stuff a couple times later (90 proof iirc) and it was disappointing every time.

 

[seedubs1 10+ year member]

Bottle of Cragganmore or Bushmills.

Get the 12 year single malt stuff.

Don't take shots of it. Just sip in a whisky/scotch glass. Maybe get some good cigars and play some poker as well.

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

It isn't as fun as it sounded when you can't leave the bathroom, and just wished it was over.

That's exactly how my 21st bday party ended. I locked myself in the bathroom and the 25+ people could no longer use it. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, I haven't been that kind of drunk a really, really long time.

 

[Bigrick31 10+ year member]

Adios Mother****er

1/2 oz vodka

1/2 oz rum

1/2 oz 1800® Tequila

1/2 oz gin

1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur

2 oz sweet and sour mix

2 oz 7-Up® soda

 

[kevinb 10+ year member]

to the person who said something about absynthe..

why in the hell would you even suggest that, haha.

im a reasonably heavy drinker and i had two gulps of that shit and wrecked my new infiniti into a ditch after thinking "what the hell it's two gulps" and immediately getting in my car to leave, not feeling anything whatsoever. ( i do not condone drunk driving) i live 5 minutes away from the person who had it. it hit me quick, and haaarrrddd.

that ****ing shit is insaaane.

 

[Ellsworthz 10+ year member]

tequila is the worst!

yuck!

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

Cheap vodka is the worst imo.

 

[iknownothin2006 10+ year member]

just get a bottle of everclear or barcadi 151 that's our weapon of choice here

 

[thehardknoxlife 10+ year member]

Just get some PGA. It won't take much I promise. You could always ask around and score some moonshine. It'll get you lit real fast. Both are very strong and taste like shit, but who cares right?

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

Drinking for a reason means at least you're making the conscious decision to do it.

I drink because I like the taste of a good single malt or beer //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

Bottle of Cragganmore or Bushmills.
Get the 12 year single malt stuff.

Don't take shots of it. Just sip in a whisky/scotch glass. Maybe get some good cigars and play some poker as well.

This is wise //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif