So, I wanna get smashed drunk for the first time...

[theMessenjah44 10+ year member]

Drink something you'll plan to never want to drink again. And make sure the toilet is squeaky clean, nobody likes hugging a dirty bowl.

troof

 

[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

151, good night

 

[Toone 10+ year member]

This is per 1 gallon, and after this, I'm getting off because I have class in like 7 hours and I NEED sleep.
1 2liter of Mountain Dew

1 Can Dole Pineapple Juice

2 Packs of Kool-Aid (Pick your poison, doesn't matter what flavor)

Good amount of Vodka

Pour the entire contents of Mountain Dew into the gallon jug. Cut the Mountain dew bottle in half and use the open end as a funnel. Pour in your pineapple juice and Koolaid. Fill to the top with vodka. Shake it good, and serve chilled.

As far as drinking something that I won't want to drink again, what about Absinthe?

thats ***** shit lol here we just mix all of our liquor together throw in some fruit and hawain punch and walaa

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

Hmm now that I think of it, try Steel reserve 211, just buy 2-3 tall cans and say goodnight.

 

[Farmacist 10+ year member]

Theres a recipe for jungle juice?

I think hes talking about the actual can , its called "Jungle Joose" its like a 24oz can and the crap is 20 proof so it will definitely screw you up some. cant beat it for $2.50...and on top of that its an energy drink too haha

I would suggest getting a fifth of 151 Rum and have some fun.....you'll never want to drink again I can assure you that.

 

[thegreatestpenn 5,000+ posts]

getting drunk is stupid and irresponsible

quickest way to get drunk is to drink a quick beer then alternate between light and dark liquor

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

maddog 20/20 is the only way to get your first drunk on

 

[theMessenjah44 10+ year member]

what about Absinthe?

First....you can't get real Absinthe in America....It's banned here, so it's nearly impossible to get without it being fuggin expensive.

Second...if you don't like black licorice...don't waste your time. I had some in Germany.

Stick to the beer, you'll get a taste for it some day //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[thegreatestpenn 5,000+ posts]

they prolly sell everclear where ur at. mix that with hi-c fruit punch and that'll get u sh itfaced quick as well

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

maddog 20/20 is the only way to get your first drunk on

I switched to this after a couple months. The good 'ol days of being young and stupid. Now I' just old and stupid.

 

[DefaZe 10+ year member]

my first time i did 5 straight shots of jack, 7 more vodkas over about 10 minutes, then talked nonstop for an hour straight. literally nonstop talking. then fell asleep. no throwing up involved.. weird

 

[Synyster97XLT 10+ year member]

First....you can't get real Absinthe in America....It's banned here, so it's nearly impossible to get without it being fuggin expensive.
Second...if you don't like black licorice...don't waste your time. I had some in Germany.

Stick to the beer, you'll get a taste for it some day //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

I've only tried beer once and I loved it. Beer is amazing.

 

[Synyster97XLT 10+ year member]

they prolly sell everclear where ur at. mix that with hi-c fruit punch and that'll get u sh itfaced quick as well

Hell no...I've heard of Everclear, that shit aint gonna happen.

 

[thegreatestpenn 5,000+ posts]

drink lots of water and eat some kind of bread before you fall asleep

 

[thegreatestpenn 5,000+ posts]

Hell no...I've heard of Everclear, that shit aint gonna happen.

fuxin pussy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif