So I ate a girl out today

[retrojordans 10+ year member]

retrojordans, it seems like you are just out to jump at people. I always see you attacking someone. We were all getting along fine with the lulz until you bombarded in //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Yea because that clown is a troll always either lying or saying some random stupid garbage..."Love the taste of douche"...What a ******* stupid thing to say ROFL sounds like something some random virgin would spout off...Weird little troll gets on my nerves.

The way I see it..OP is a newb and is lickin the pooon hole not the CLlT..Instruct him that the CLlT is the business..Like a man. Not spout off useless random weird virgin dribble like this weird little troll...Why would he chime in when he's never even touched pooon obvious is obvious.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

Dude, we didn't even get a chance to finish, her cousin got home early, so we had to act normal, and I was just sitting there on the couch watching a movie, and my whole face smelled like a vagina
it was really awkward.

do you have a flavor saver?

 

[Pataforce8 10+ year member]

Yea because that clown is a troll always either lying or saying some random stupid garbage..."Love the taste of douche"...What a ******* stupid thing to say ROFL sounds like something some random virgin would spout off...Weird little troll gets on my nerves.
The way I see it..OP is a newb and is lickin the pooon hole not the CLlT..Instruct him that the CLlT is the business..Like a man. Not spout off useless random weird virgin dribble like this weird little troll...Why would he chime in when he's never even touched pooon obvious is obvious.

Why does he chime in? Because what he has to say is funny. (Also, I'm pretty sure he's made it through high-school, judging from the mountains of car audio stuff he owns, which would basically mean that he's had ***. diploma=no longer virgin)

That's all I'm going to say though, no use getting into an argument.

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

Like was said earlier, how in the hell do you know what dirty penis taste like????

And bro,

If the river is red, just take the dirt road next time...

 

[09civic 5,000+ posts]

Like was said earlier, how in the hell do you know what dirty penis taste like????

And bro,

If the river is red, just take the dirt road next time...

If the river is red, then make her give you head. /thread

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

If the river is red, then make her give you head. /thread

Your a poet and I bet you didn't even know it....

 

[09civic 5,000+ posts]

Your a poet and I bet you didn't even know it....

I really didnt even know it rhimed till i posted it lol

 

[tc300 10+ year member]

If the river is red, then make her give you head. /thread

and after the head.. you should go to bed!!

lol

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

i love a good fish taco.

 

[xtully 10+ year member]

ehh.. they taste somewhat sour!? lol reminds me of a warhead.. or maybe my girl had a disease/yeast infection lmao

 

[Tone415 10+ year member]

ehh.. they taste somewhat sour!? lol reminds me of a warhead.. or maybe my girl had a disease/yeast infection lmao

or a few

 

[GlassEyez 10+ year member]

It takes a brave man to swim in the red waters, but it takes a hero to drink from them.

i think i just threw up a lil

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

just saw the pic, she seems like she has ever slightly big thighs. So the taste was probably from the sweat accumulating as she walked and those thighs chafed together in the heat.

 

[xtully 10+ year member]

or a few

lmao, I doubt it, she was on the pill and everything. I have never experienced any foreign observations when looking at myself.. plus she was a nurse

edit: maybe salty is a good adjective?

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Like was said earlier, how in the hell do you know what dirty penis taste like????

And bro,

If the river is red, just take the dirt road next time...

for the last time...it's pennies, not penises. I made that mistake too

lmao, I doubt it, she was on the pill and everything. I have never experienced any foreign observations when looking at myself.. plus she was a nurse
edit: maybe salty is a good adjective?

the pill doesn't protect you from STDs //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif If she's a nurse then tell her to do some patient teaching on you cuz you obviously need some learning