So I ate a girl out today

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

Dude, we didn't even get a chance to finish, her cousin got home early, so we had to act normal, and I was just sitting there on the couch watching a movie, and my whole face smelled like a vagina
it was really awkward.

if her cousin was female you should've had her join in...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[09civic 5,000+ posts]

if her cousin was female you should've had her join in...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

yep

 

[retrojordans 10+ year member]

if her cousin was female you should've had her join in...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

You say some stupid ****, you honestly say **** a random virgin would say..A douche is not flavor you virgin it's antiseptic, water, and perfume and on the warning label it says don't swallow it at all..Furthermore why would she douche before you got it.. It's for washing out remnants of period/man scum...Bah you are clearly a virgin why do I even bother rofl.

OP pooon and as5holes aren't always pretty or clean but we're human and you're alive so enjoy every little bit of woman. Imagine eating some old timey "pre-shower" 1700's pooon. They don't call men dogs for no reason WE LOVE IT NASTY AND STANK HELLO WE'RE MONKEYS!!!THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD THAT EAT OTHER PEOPLES CRAP!!! AND LIKE IT!

lol pennies...You licking inside the hole dude? Yea inside the hole often times tastes like licking an open wound..Google "CLlT" and succk on it it's just a tiny peen anyway. No inner hole tonguing...

 

[tpmeredith 10+ year member]

You say some stupid ****, you honestly say **** a random virgin would say..
OP pooon and as5holes aren't always pretty or clean but we're human and you're alive so enjoy every little bit of woman. Imagine eating some old timey "pre-shower" 1700's pooon. They don't call men dogs for no reason WE LOVE IT NASTY AND STANK HELLO WE'RE MONKEYS!!!THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD THAT EAT OTHER PEOPLES CRAP!!! AND LIKE IT!

lol pennies...You licking inside the hole dude? Yea inside the hole often times tastes like licking an open wound..Google "CLlT" and **** on it it's just a tiny **** anyway. No inner hole tonguing...

Aint nothin wrong with inner hole lickin, just gotta make sure its a girl who keeps her **** clean and not near her period lol

That and a nice quote "you never go *** to mouth" Good movie =P

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

You say some stupid ****, you honestly say **** a random virgin would say..
OP pooon and as5holes aren't always pretty or clean but we're human and you're alive so enjoy every little bit of woman. Imagine eating some old timey "pre-shower" 1700's pooon. They don't call men dogs for no reason WE LOVE IT NASTY AND STANK HELLO WE'RE MONKEYS!!!THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD THAT EAT OTHER PEOPLES CRAP!!! AND LIKE IT!

lol pennies...You licking inside the hole dude? Yea inside the hole often times tastes like licking an open wound..Google "CLlT" and succk on it it's just a tiny peen anyway. No inner hole tonguing...

wat //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

aye, i misread

 

[T.I.K. 10+ year member]

I think my biggest question, if not mentioned already, is how you even know what dirty penises taste like?

long, embarrassing story

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

long, embarrassing story

might as well share...

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

i say you make a separate thread about that

 

[Heeltoeclutch 10+ year member]

long, embarrassing story

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[Ge_off_me 5,000+ posts]

It takes a brave man to swim in the red waters, but it takes a hero to drink from them.

Sigged

 

[T.I.K. 10+ year member]

might as well share...

well, the joke was i used to make fun of my friends teeth, cuz they were dirty, and the joke was that his teeth looked like pointed pennies

so he got tired of it and we made a bet that he couldn't have white teeth by summer (2 months), so i said yes, if he lost, I got 20 bucks, if i lost, i had to put some pennies in my mouth.

and i lost.

 

[retrojordans 10+ year member]

wat //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

Can you read?

You say some stupid ****, you honestly say **** a random virgin would say..A douche is not flavor you virgin it's antiseptic, water, and perfume and on the warning label it says don't swallow it at all..Furthermore why would she douche before you got it.. It's for washing out remnants of period/man scum...Bah you are clearly a virgin why do I even bother rofl.

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

Can you read?

lulz //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Pataforce8 10+ year member]

Can you read?

retrojordans, it seems like you are just out to jump at people. I always see you attacking someone. We were all getting along fine with the lulz until you bombarded in //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif