wow this is the scariest thing ever to happen to me holy ****!!!!!
i come home and im parking in the garage, look down to the shifter to go into park and BAM THIS ****INGG SNAKE IS ON MY LAP! up near my lap/pockets/nuts, like half of the snake, it was going horizontal either towads the passenger door or drivers door i dunno.
so
i yelled
eased out and i saw it go between the pass. seat and console, then up by the pass. door. my uncle runs over (dad not home) and its under pass. seat, he goes to grab it, and it goes into a hole under the seat on the floor, he thinks its in the center console.
i almost freaked out and had a ***** fit im not even lying. i HATE SNAKES WITH EVERYTHING IN ME and to see one crawling on my lap NO!
its gotta be getting hungry or something cuz it came out,
before that i was at the gas station with my heat on for like 10mins then i was bumpin for like 2-3mins.
but the thing that freaks me out is
if the head was near my nuts, that means it came from passenger side and was barely on me, but if the tail was, that means the whole snake came from drivers side, up my leg, and across my lap without my knowing.
my pants are baggy and the snake isnt heavy so i couldnt feel the pressure.
i tried to type w/ somewhat proper spelling but i really dont care right now.