Snake Still In My Car Omg!!!!!!!

[xclusiv3 10+ year member]

wow this is the scariest thing ever to happen to me holy shit!!!!!

i come home and im parking in the garage, look down to the shifter to go into park and BAM THIS ****INGG SNAKE IS ON MY LAP! up near my lap/pockets/nuts, like half of the snake, it was going horizontal either towads the passenger door or drivers door i dunno.

so

i yelled

eased out and i saw it go between the pass. seat and console, then up by the pass. door. my uncle runs over (dad not home) and its under pass. seat, he goes to grab it, and it goes into a hole under the seat on the floor, he thinks its in the center console.

i almost freaked out and had a ***** fit im not even lying. i HATE SNAKES WITH EVERYTHING IN ME and to see one crawling on my lap NO!

its gotta be getting hungry or something cuz it came out,

before that i was at the gas station with my heat on for like 10mins then i was bumpin for like 2-3mins.

but the thing that freaks me out is

if the head was near my nuts, that means it came from passenger side and was barely on me, but if the tail was, that means the whole snake came from drivers side, up my leg, and across my lap without my knowing.

my pants are baggy and the snake isnt heavy so i couldnt feel the pressure.

i tried to type w/ somewhat proper spelling but i really dont care right now.

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[pimpedout97x]

OMG LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sucks bro but its funny lol! shoulda knocked it out the door!

 

[pitbull12888]

haha awww poor wittle thing LOL

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

snakes like the heat...pound it and turn the ac on

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

hahaahahahahaha

SNAKES IN MY CAR...OH NOES

 

[DykeOfTulsa]

Snakes in a Car. coming to a theater near you.

 

[xclusiv3 10+ year member]

yea snakes in a car is old....check the last thread i had on this topic.

you dont even know right now im all jumpy.

yea its funny but what if this was your car?!!!!

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

Snakes in a Car. coming to a theater near you.

Featuring chris rock as samule L jackson and peter griffin as the car

 

[tank65 10+ year member]

im tired of these motherfu%$kin snakes in my motherf$#kin car!!!!!

 

[mr_imperial 10+ year member]

yea snakes in a car is old....check the last thread i had on this topic.
you dont even know right now im all jumpy.

yea its funny but what if this was your car?!!!!

if it was in my car i would go inside, get a broom, and then begin to beat the hell out of it

 

[pboulos 10+ year member]

kill it with teh mags

 

[JoshHd6 10+ year member]

made me LAWL...sux bro..

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

Someone needs to catch it...

 

[xclusiv3 10+ year member]

kill it with teh mags

that might be what got it out....im not sure. cuz i was wanging pretty good before it showed up

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

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BUG BOMB..piss it off!

kid in my class has a 4 foot boa in a aquarium in his truck..his mom wouldnt let him keep it in the house cause shes scared or snakes..so it lives in his truck now.