Snake In My Car :

[xclusiv3 10+ year member]

ok i know when yall finish reading this if yall read it, its gon create some laughter cuz it is funny, just not for me.

im at my boi's house boutta go 2 tha park and play ball but this lil kid stay walkin up n down the street w/ his pet snake. im afraid of snakes like crazy so i dipped. then i come bak and he gone. so i park my shit in the middle of the street and talk 2 my boi in his car to tell em "lets go." well this dumb hoe goes and gets the snake, and chases me and my boi, well while im running i 4got 2 lock my car and this stupid hoe puts the snake in my car and shuts the door. well the little crevice between the speedo and steering column, that *****ed went in it and hasnt been seen since.

yea i have a got **** pet snake (bout 1' long) in my car. i dont know if it came out or that ***** is in there. its so small and there are too many crevices to tell. it can be in the backseat for all i kno, the kids dad searched for ~2hrs and cudnt find it. i was ready to ****ing slit that hoe's throat and piss on her and im not even kidding i had to walk down that long *** street to calm down.

so what the **** do i do now? sit and watch my car and see if sum piece of shit snake crawls out??

i cant drive now, what happens if im driving and that shit comes out? ACCIDENT!

i hadda get this shit off my chest i could straight kill a ***** right now im so heated you dont know. and this stupid hoe actin like nothing happen, i dont even kno da ***** she cool wit my bois, i just seen her 2day, ugly *** street trick.

/rant

forgive the grammar, im not in the mood to pay attention to typing properly.

i put a mice in a container w/ holes to attract the snake and it has yet to show, i bumped to scare it, i ran the heat, im out of ideas and i dont want to have to pay to have my entire interior stripped but thats what its looking like.

and ive already heard "snakes on a plane this is snakes in a nissan"

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[MemphisLove. 10+ year member]

Retype in english please

 

[jer_stud56 10+ year member]

**** dude that is probably the most messed up store I've heard. Ever. Good luck dude, I'm gonna go drive my car. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

just put in some Kenny G in your system, turn it up as loud as you can and it will leave in terror.

 

[BASSMEKANIK 10+ year member]

put whatever he feeds him somewhere in tha car. if its gone then you know he's still in there.

 

[xclusiv3 10+ year member]

Retype in english please

learn to read!

if you had a snake in your car and you didnt know where it was you probably wouldnt care about typing to please someone. you know what i type though.

forgive the grammar, im not in the mood to pay attention to typing properly.

just put in some Kenny G in your system, turn it up as loud as you can and it will leave in terror.

i bumped hypnotize and no luck

i have a got **** mice in there right now and its not coming.

im fresh out of ideas and have given up hope.

 

[xclusiv3 10+ year member]

put whatever he feeds him somewhere in tha car. if its gone then you know he's still in there.

but i dont want a small mouse running around my car, so i have him in the container with holes in the lid (gladware type) its crazy how that mouse can crawl out of such small holes so i had to ducktape 1 hole.

this sucks major ====8

and today being cold wont help, who knew cold weather slowed a snakes metabolism and made it not hungry. WTF i hate this.

im gonna go //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

 

[LinxuS 10+ year member]

Retype in english please

Die please, or get some common sense. I read it just fine //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Anyways, to the OP. I'm sorry, but that's really funny lol. Heat probably wouldn't work, because in general don't they like the heat? Maybe try some AC...

Or just wait it out, and hope it doesn't die in your car. It'd be worse to not find it and know it's dead, then to find it alive and crawling out IMO

 

[MemphisLove. 10+ year member]

Die please, or get some common sense

i hope that boosted your E boner //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[xclusiv3 10+ year member]

Die please, or get some common sense. I read it just fine //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
Anyways, to the OP. I'm sorry, but that's really funny lol. Heat probably wouldn't work, because in general don't they like the heat? Maybe try some AC...

Or just wait it out, and hope it doesn't die in your car. It'd be worse to not find it and know it's dead, then to find it alive and crawling out IMO

truth.

i dont want it dying and stinking in my car.

yea they dont like cold, but when they are cold their metabolism slows, which is what i dont want cuz then he'd just chill in my car till whenever NO GOOD. so the heat was to try and lure him out.

 

[NoLimit 10+ year member]

Ouch, that sucks, go up to a pet store or w/e and ask them (sounds like you already did if you got a mouse though)

I'd go kill the kid with the snake, and make them pay to get your interior stripped.

 

[Ali1 10+ year member]

wow.... that's fvcked up...

If i were you, i would of drove to the hoe's house and told that bish : "I'm not leaving until i see the snake in your hands"

how the fvck can you drive knowing that you have a snake crawling somewhere in your car.....

you check your ported box? just a thought......

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

get Samuel L. Jackson and a camera and make the sequel, SNAKES IN A CAR!

 

[baseballer1100 5,000+ posts]

Um nuts. lol

 

[Ali1 10+ year member]

truth.
i dont want it dying and stinking in my car.

yea they dont like cold, but when they are cold their metabolism slows, which is what i dont want cuz then he'd just chill in my car till whenever NO GOOD. so the heat was to try and lure him out.

lol it seems like you know more about snakes now than you ever did.....