Silly conversations...

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

Real life should have a ****ing search function, or something.

I need my socks.

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

****ing hell man

what?

my brother just blew a mouse up in the microwave

he thought he could warm up his mouse for feeding the snake

iam glad stupidty passed to the youngest in the family

godamm the whole house smells like death mouse

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

Radioactive rain would be pretty freaky

You'd need a pretty strong umbrella...

evenpar123: Umbrella wouldn't help.

Lead bubble?

Shit, living inside of a motorized lead bubble would be cool.

Where would you get gas?

You could use the rain.

But, how would you use the internet?

use aol

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

did you hear about the new pirate movie?

it's rated PG-13

wait

****it

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

Darth Vader is Lukes father!

and father in dutch = vader

...yeeeeeees

So he's darth father!

So? George Lucas wasn't counting on Star Wars fans to be clever enough to speak any language other than "Trailer Trash".

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

oh geez, oh geez... my roomate was doing a mission in GTA3 (the one where you pick up the limo and all the mafia guys), well anyways, all the fish trucks are hitting him and blocking him in. finally he gets by but not before he catches fire and blows up.. he then punches his monitor, that's when i leave. i hear a keyboard getting slapped something hitting a wall and stuff falling off his desk.. all to the words of "**** YOU, **** THIS, GOD ****IT! **** **** **** SHIT!!!" oh jesus, he was sincere too.. it's like that vid where the guy threw his monitor down the stair well

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

I don't like Pulp Fiction

Why would you dislike Pulp?

Maybe it confused him.

Maybe he was like, "What?! John Travolta died two scenes ago!"