SANTA likes oral???

[audioarsonal 10+ year member]

I was listening to the radio and heard about some santa program tlaking to kids and saying foul words.Santa would say things like"Its fun to talk about oral ***,but I want to chat about something else...."!

He also gets tricked into saying he likes "big hairy men"

Saying "I know,I know.I just hope you won't get mad at me!"

The micrsoft program has since een pulled and the buggs are being worked out.

What has the world come to that Santa revels his ****** prefrances!?

http://www.networkworld.com/news/2007/120407-microsoft-santa-bot.html

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[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

what an elf fukker

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

does he likes to get spanked also?

 

[audioarsonal 10+ year member]

I think SANTA is a closet freak!

He see's you when your sleeping,he knows when your awake?

Gives that song a whole new meaning.....

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

ur just wishing that he is. Besides, isn't God the one that's also all seeing? Who's the freak now?

 

[audioarsonal 10+ year member]

God didn't say he likes big hairy men!!

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

how do u know? He's a closet freak!!!

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

i dunno, but i know when my gf dresses up in those little christmas skirts and bras she loves to give oral. and get freaky.

so would qualify as mrs claus? or one of the helpers?

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

i dunno, but i know when my gf dresses up in those little christmas skirts and bras she loves to give oral. and get freaky.
so would qualify as mrs claus? or one of the helpers?

a eunich if her mom ever sees that shiz

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

a eunich if her mom ever sees that shiz

then i hope she doesnt find the french maid outfit either //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[audioarsonal 10+ year member]

I would say she's a "helper".

As for knowing if santa is a freak?Maybe,Maybe not.But in another site it did say something about pedophila,and being gay sooooooo......who knows now-a-days?

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

then i hope she doesnt find the french maid outfit either //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

u'll become a nullo soon enough

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

u'll become a nullo soon enough

whats that?

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

Santa's a freak.

He lives in an isolated commune filled with hundreds of midgets wearing tights.

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[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

whats that?

Bill McHenry is a 26-year old white male with a stocky build and a beard. His head is shaved. He responded to my ad to be interviewed for this article wearing only leather pants, leather boots and a leather vest. I could see that both of his nipples were pierced with large-gauge silver rings.

Questioner: I hope you won’t be offended if I ask you to prove to me that you’re a nullo. Just so that our readers will know that this isn’t a fake.

Bill: Sure, no problem. (stands and unbuckles pants and drops them to his ankles, revealing a smooth, shaven crotch with only a thin scar to show where his genitals once were).

Q: Thank you. That’s a remarkable sight.

(laughs and pulls pants back up). Most people think so.

Q: What made you decide to become a nullo?

(pauses). Well, it really wasn’t entirely my decision.

Q: Excuse me?

The idea wasn’t mine. It was my lover’s idea.

Q: Please explain what you mean.

Okay, it’s a long story. You have to understand my relationship with Michael before you’ll know what happened.

Q: We have plenty of time. Please go on.

Both of us were into the leather lifestyle when we met through a personal ad. Michael’s ad was very specific: he was looking for someone to completely dominate and modify to his pleasure. In other word, a slave.

The ad intrigued me. I had been in a number of B&D scenes and also some S&M, but I found them unsatisfying because they were all temporary. After the fun was over, everybody went on with life as usual.

I was looking for a complete life change. I wanted to meet someone who would be part of my life forever. Someone who would control me and change me at his whim.

Q: In other words, you’re a true masochist.

Oh yes, no doubt about that. I’ve always been totally passive in my ****** relationships.

Anyway, we met and there was instant chemistry. Michael is a few years older than me and very good looking. Our personalities meshed totally. He’s very dominant.

I went back to his place after drinks and had the best *** of my life. That’s when I knew I was going to be with Michael for a long, long time.

Q: What sort of things did you two do?

It was very heavy right away. He restrained me and whipped me for quite awhile. He put clamps on my nipples and a ball gag in my mouth. And he hung a ball bag on my sack with some very heavy weights. That bag really bounced around when Michael ****ed me from behind.

Q: Ouch.

(laughs) Yeah, no kidding. At first I didn’t think I could take the pain, but Michael worked me through it and after awhile I was flying. I was sorry when it was over.

Michael enjoyed it as much as I did. Afterwards he talked about what kind of a commitment I’d have to make if I wanted to stay with him.

Q: What did he say exactly?

Well, besides agreeing to be his slave in every way, I’d have to be ready to be modified. To have my body modified.

Q: Did he explain what he meant by that?

Not specifically, but I got the general idea. I guessed that something like castration might be part of it.

Q: How did that make you feel?

(laughs) I think it would make any guy a little hesitant.

Q: But it didn’t stop you from agreeing to Michael’s terms?

No it didn’t. I was totally hooked on this man. I knew that I was willing to pay any price to be with him.

Anyway, a few days later I moved in with Michael. He gave me the rules right away: I’d have to be ***** at all times while we were indoors, except for a leather dog collar that I could never take off. I had to keep my head shaved. And I had to wear a butt plug except when I needed to take a shit or when we were having ***.

I had to sleep on the floor next to his bed. I ate all my food on the floor, too.

The next day he took me to a piercing parlor where he had my nipples done, and a Prince Albert put into the head of my ****.

Q: Heavy stuff.

Yeah, and it got heavier. He used me as a toilet, pissing in my mouth. I had to lick his ******* clean after he took a shit, too. It was all part of a process to break down any sense of individuality I had. After awhile, I wouldn’t hesitate to do anything he asked.

Q: Did the *** get rougher?

Oh God, yeah. He started fisting me every time we had ***. But he really started concentrating on my **** and balls, working them over for hours at a time.

He put pins into the head of my **** and into my sack. He attached clothespins up and down my **** and around my sack. The pain was pretty bad. He had to gag me to keep me from screaming.

Q: When did the idea of nullification come up?

Well, it wasn’t nullification at first. He started talking about how I needed to make a greater commitment to him, to do something to show that I was dedicated to him for life.

When I asked him what he meant, he said that he wanted to take my balls.

Q: How did you respond?

Not very well at first. I told him that I liked being a man and didn’t want to become a eunuch. But he kept at me, and wore me down. He reminded me that I agreed to be modified according to his wishes, and this is what he wanted for me. Anything less would show that I wasn’t really committed to the relationship. And besides, I was a total bottom and didn’t really need my balls.

It took about a week before I agreed to be castrated. But I wasn’t happy about it, believe me.

Q: How did he castrate you?

Michael had a friend who was into the eunuch scene. One night he came over with his bag of toys, and Michael told me that this was it. I was gonna lose my nuts then and there.

Q: Did you think of resisting?

I did for a minute, but deep down I knew there was no way. I just didn’t want to lose Michael. I’d rather lose my balls.

Michael’s friend restrained me on the living room floor while Michael videotaped us. He used an elastrator to put a band around my sack.

Q: That must have really hurt.

Hell yeah. It’s liked getting kicked in the balls over and over again. I screamed for him to cut the band off, but he just kept on going, putting more bands on me. I had four bands around my sack when he finished.

I was rolling around on the floor screaming, while Michael just videotaped me. Eventually, my sack got numb and the pain subsided. I looked between my legs and could see my sack was a dark purple. I knew my balls were dying inside.

Michael and his friend left the room and turned out the light. I lay there for hours, crying because I was turning into a eunuch and there wasn’t anything I could do about it.

Q: What happened then?

Eventually I fell asleep from exhaustion. Then the light switched on and I could see Michael’s friend kneeling between my legs, touching my sack. I heard him tell Michael that my balls were dead.

Q: How did Michael react?

Very pleased. He bent down and felt around my sack. He said that it felt cold.

Michael’s friend told me that I needed to keep the bands on. He said that eventually my balls and sack would dry up and fall off. I just nodded. What else could I do at that point?

Q: Did it happen just like Michael’s friend said?

Yeah, a week or so later my package just fell off. Michael put it in a jar of alcohol to preserve it. It’s on the table next to his bed.

Q: How did things go after that?

Michael was really loving to me. He kept saying how proud he was of me, how grateful that I had made the commitment to him. He even let me sleep in his bed.

Q: What about the ***?

We waited awhile after my castration, and then took it easy until I was completely healed. At first I was able to get hard, but as the weeks went by my erections began to disappear.

That pleased Michael. He liked ****ing me and feeling my limp ****. It made his dominance over me even greater.

Q: When did he start talking about making you a nullo?

A couple of months after he took my nuts. Our *** had gotten to be just as rough as before the castration. He really got off on torturing my ****. Then he started saying stuff like, “Why do you even need this anymore?”

That freaked me out. I always thought that he might someday take my balls, but I never imagined that he’d go all the way. I told him that I wanted to keep my dick.

Q: How did he react to that?

At first he didn’t say much. But he kept pushing. Michael said I would look so nice being smooth between my legs. He said my dick was small and never got hard anymore, so what was the point of having it.

But I still resisted. I wanted to keep my ****. I felt like I wouldn’t be a man anymore without it.