Rock Paper Scissors

I always pop my thumb out like a rock and say hand grenade a punch a motha****a in his eye if he tries to beat me at RPS. I always win, FTW!!

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I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no fcuking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that siht up in 2 seconds. when I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh siht im sorry, I thought paper would protect you..
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