redneck home tan

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

anyone ever try buying some 6-8ft shop lights and then putting used tanning bulbs in them(the ones the tanning places throw out that are basically still good) and then hang them from the ceiling a few feet over the floor or a bed and then tan yourself?

i moved from tampa bay to green bay and this pasty white body is bugging me and getting a tan is a real pain around here

sorry about the grammar eh

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[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I live in Tampa and am still pasty. I don't tan. I'm either bleached or red.

 

[Lingerfelt 10+ year member]

I live in Tampa and am still pasty. I don't tan. I'm either bleached or red.

Me too. Yay for being photosensitive. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

so why not just go to a tanning bed? too manly or something?

 

[Propimp 10+ year member]

lol... Thats why The Bay Area is FTMFW

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I can't see how it could possibly go wrong.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

I live in Tampa and am still pasty. I don't tan. I'm either bleached or red.

I had a great tan when I left cause the 6 months before I moved I didnt have a job so I floundered around my parents pool everyday drinking vodka tonics

Now I am white, but dont wanna spend $50 month tanning and also dont want the hassle of having to drive to the "salon" everyday. I also think it is kinda embarrassing walking in those places

 

[Atimm693 10+ year member]

I really dont care about my skin color, but during the summer i tend to rock a nice farmers tan.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

i just wanna fit in with people of color

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

i just wanna fit in with people of color

The disguise won't make you less of a racist.

 

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

I had a great tan when I left cause the 6 months before I moved I didnt have a job so I floundered around my parents pool everyday drinking vodka tonics
Now I am white, but dont wanna spend $50 month tanning and also dont want the hassle of having to drive to the "salon" everyday. I also think it is kinda embarrassing walking in those places

50? im sure there are places there thatll go 19.99 a month. and more guys tan nowadays than you think. and all chicks that work at tanning salons are hot. and ur supposed to go every other day. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

The disguise won't make you less of a racist.

since when have i been labeled a racist?