redneck home tan

[Alpineinstaller 10+ year member]

$50 a month?

Hell is $30 a month here.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

50? im sure there are places there thatll go 19.99 a month. and more guys tan nowadays than you think. and all chicks that work at tanning salons are hot. and ur supposed to go every other day. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

motivation > me, hence why i have never worked out in my life

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

aren't tanning beds like 600 volts?

 

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

motivation > me, hence why i have never worked out in my life

so lets get this straight. ur too lazy to drive somewhere to lay there and do nothing for 15 minutes ha ha if youve never gone go....its awesome. its very addicting.

having a tan during winter FTW!!!!!

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

aren't tanning beds like 600 volts?

ya,, but i think that is cause they have 30 bulbs in them, i just want about 8 bulbs and i will just lay under it longer

really though this is just my drunk idea of the day

 

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

aren't tanning beds like 600 volts?

if i recall my tanning salon has 1200 watt bulbs and 2200 watt bulbs.....there is a bed with higher than that but ur only aloud in it for like 5 minutes max ha ha

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

so lets get this straight. ur too lazy to drive somewhere to lay there and do nothing for 15 minutes ha ha if youve never gone go....its awesome. its very addicting.
having a tan during winter FTW!!!!!

i have been to one, i think i still have minutes at the one down the street, i bought like 400 or something and went there about 5 times a few years ago.

i prefer the stand up ones though cause i hate lying there in my own sweat for 15 minutes

 

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

i have been to one, i think i still have minutes at the one down the street, i bought like 400 or something and went there about 5 times a few years ago.
i prefer the stand up ones though cause i hate lying there in my own sweat for 15 minutes

see thats what i love about it. working up a sweat by doing nothing!!! like sitting in a sauna

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

since when have i been labeled a racist?

You are white. It's automatic. I can't believe I have to explain this to you.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

BTW, He doesn't want to tan folks. He wants to start a grow house. He is a big fat racist white devil liar.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

You are white. It's automatic. I can't believe I have to explain this to you.

my parents waited until i was 21 to tell me i had a black half sister because they wanted to make sure i wasn't racist so i thought i had passed the test

i love my black sista from another mista

 

[mattf 5,000+ posts]

You tan?

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[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

my parents waited until i was 21 to tell me i had a black half sister because they wanted to make sure i wasn't racist so i thought i had passed the test
i love my black sista from another mista

You may love her, but you still are racist by default.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Oh and pics of said sista or it isn't true.