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Reasons why it's great to be a man
was bored and thought of this shit, thought of it mostly last night so here it is....
1. People never glance at your chest while you're talkin to them
2. You can wear the same pair of underpants for a week
3. Phone calls are never 2 hours
4. facial hair can be attractive
5. If anohter guy shows up at a party with the same outfit as you you might become lifelong friends
6. Women almost expect you to burp
7. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you
8. Not likin someone does not eliminate having great *** with them
9. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imaginin you ***** lol
10. A weeks vacation requires only 1 suitcase
11. You can go to the bathroom without a support group
12. You can leave the bed in a hotel room unmade
13. YOu don't have to worry about your weight
14. Spiders don't reduce you to a quivering wreck unless it's a deadly spider bite
15. Your *** is never a factor for a job interview
16. All your orgasms are REAL, never faked
17. You can kill your own food //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif
18. You never have to clean the toilet
19. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
20. Wedding plans take care of themselves
21. You can sleep around without any stain on your character
22. If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend
23. You don't have to shave below your neck
24. You can write your name in teh snow
25. Flowers fix everything
26. You don't get wolf whistles from workmen
27. you get to think about *** 90% of your wakin hours
28. You can wear a white shirt to a water park
29. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
30. You don't have to learn how the washing machine works
31. 3 pairs of shoes are better then 50
32. Nobody stops tellin a dirty joke when you walk in the room
33. You can take your shirt off on a hot day //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
34. You don't care whether anyone notices your new haircut
35. you can sit with your knees apart without worryin you're gonna get hit on
36. You can eat a banana in public
37. The world is your urinal when you really gotta go
38. You have one mood all the time
was bored and thought of this shit, thought of it mostly last night so here it is....
1. People never glance at your chest while you're talkin to them
2. You can wear the same pair of underpants for a week
3. Phone calls are never 2 hours
4. facial hair can be attractive
5. If anohter guy shows up at a party with the same outfit as you you might become lifelong friends
6. Women almost expect you to burp
7. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you
8. Not likin someone does not eliminate having great *** with them
9. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imaginin you ***** lol
10. A weeks vacation requires only 1 suitcase
11. You can go to the bathroom without a support group
12. You can leave the bed in a hotel room unmade
13. YOu don't have to worry about your weight
14. Spiders don't reduce you to a quivering wreck unless it's a deadly spider bite
15. Your *** is never a factor for a job interview
16. All your orgasms are REAL, never faked
17. You can kill your own food //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif
18. You never have to clean the toilet
19. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
20. Wedding plans take care of themselves
21. You can sleep around without any stain on your character
22. If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend
23. You don't have to shave below your neck
24. You can write your name in teh snow
25. Flowers fix everything
26. You don't get wolf whistles from workmen
27. you get to think about *** 90% of your wakin hours
28. You can wear a white shirt to a water park
29. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
30. You don't have to learn how the washing machine works
31. 3 pairs of shoes are better then 50
32. Nobody stops tellin a dirty joke when you walk in the room
33. You can take your shirt off on a hot day //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
34. You don't care whether anyone notices your new haircut
35. you can sit with your knees apart without worryin you're gonna get hit on
36. You can eat a banana in public
37. The world is your urinal when you really gotta go
38. You have one mood all the time
