Ran into some *** at Sonic

[TechnoViking 10+ year member]

So I pull into the Sonic at Durango, playing my system nice and load for all the *****ez on rollerskates to come over to my ride and eat my *******, and I see some ****** giving me this ****-erotic stare like he wants to jump into the passenger seat and shove my shifter up his fartbox. He then walks over to his car and starts playing his shit system, couldn't tell how good or bad it was because he was playing Celine Dion's theme song from Titanic.

He then drives over to me and gives me this look like he wants to eat my *** in front of the whole world to see, and I tell him his shit system couldn't compete with mine even when I only have it halfway up. I then tell him he may want to head down to this local gang bang I'm hosting in Farmington, and me and my homeboyz will make his ******* feel like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Then, I was about to drive off in my Corolla, and he asked what I was packing, I told him he'd find out next weekend, he said he'll make sure to show up.

If you know him, tell him he's a ****.

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[Jaredturp 10+ year member]

So I pull into the Sonic at Durango, playing my system nice and load for all the *****ez on rollerskates to come over to my ride and eat my *******, and I see some ****** giving me this ****-erotic stare like he wants to jump into the passenger seat and shove my shifter up his fartbox. He then walks over to his car and starts playing his shit system, couldn't tell how good or bad it was because he was playing Celine Dion's theme song from Titanic.
He then drives over to me and gives me this look like he wants to eat my *** in front of the whole world to see, and I tell him his shit system couldn't compete with mine even when I only have it halfway up. I then tell him he may want to head down to this local gang bang I'm hosting in Farmington, and me and my homeboyz will make his ******* feel like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Then, I was about to drive off in my Corolla, and he asked what I was packing, I told him he'd find out next weekend, he said he'll make sure to show up.

If you know him, tell him he's a ****.

I'll be sure to do that man. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

 

[armitank]

fail

but the techno viking gifs make up for all of it

 

[Ridintwo6s 10+ year member]

somebody posted about you on smd ....

 

[Jaredturp 10+ year member]

I'm not a fan of you Techno.... You give off a vibeee.....

 

[TechnoViking 10+ year member]

I'm not a fan of you Techno.... You give off a vibeee.....

I bet one solid day of dancing in the streets and casually cupping each others semi's will change that.

 

[Jaredturp 10+ year member]

I bet one solid day of dancing in the streets and casually cupping each others semi's will change that.

Can't wait //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

techno.....are you trying to come out of the closet?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif .......not the forum to do so....

 

[captaincheesey 10+ year member]

Technoviking, I have missed you. I miss late 07/early 08

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

lulz

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

I then tell him he may want to head down to this local gang bang I'm hosting in Farmington, and me and my homeboyz will make his ******* feel like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Ok I tried to follow your logic here but did you just imply that you and your "homeboyz" have really tiny penorz and that because his arse is loose that he won't even feel it when you guys proceed to lay the pipe?

Cause referencing anal intercourse with him receiving and you giving to "hot dog down a hallway" seems to imply this.

 

[Snow90 10+ year member]

What's up with you and guys as*holes.

 

[BloodyGuts335i 10+ year member]

this thread is filled with a lot of gayness!!!! OP reminds me of that guy "tappinazz" or whatever his name is!

 

[Peterwlener]

Looks like I have another punktimes AE to destroy.