"The only thing lower than my BAC is my GPA."

[takeabao 10+ year member]

So uhh... I partied for new years.

So here are some pics...

Me & my best friend Sean (the white dude on the right):



Me, Santa, a Belgian brew, and apparently the latest, most hip party accessory -- a PRETZEL.

(for the record, I don't remember ever taking this picture)



And finally, here's me about to shotgun some Mexican water:



There's plenty more pics, on somebody's camera -- I just don't know who. Word is that there are pics of me passed out on random household fixtures (pool table, ping pong table, coffee table, shower).

Why?

I was consuming alcohol at a steady pace (about 3 drinks an hour) from 5 in the afternoon to 1 in the morning. Like the title of this post suggests, the only thing lower than my BAC is my college GPA.

Hope you guys all had an enjoyable New Years and didn't do anything [too] stupid.

Bring on two double-0 six!!!!

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[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

What in the hell is wrong with your hair!?!?!?

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

Good.

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

**** yeah on the hair man, I ve got a fro just like that, cept mines blond.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

You and sean make a cute couple!

All your missing is a pick sticking out your fro!

And i thought asians were supposed to rock the GPA?!?

 

[takeabao 10+ year member]

What in the hell is wrong with your hair!?!?!?

One time, I stuck my hand in a light socket and that's what happened. I decided to keep it that way.

Actually, I just haven't cut it since last spring break.

Apparently when I was unconcious, some kid wanted to shave my head and my 2 best friends were like "Yeah, go for it...."

"...if you wanna die tonight."

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

Good to hear someone had a good time, I only had three drinks and sat at hom alone.

My friend left his cell phone in the car and couldn't tell me where the party was at //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

I wish I could have done more of that... we'll except the gay pose photo...

I was taking care of a crazy drunken african all night...

 

[John3000 10+ year member]

Had to work.... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif I remember a long time ago when I actually had the weekends off..//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

 

[takeabao 10+ year member]

No, unfortunately not all Asians "rock the GPA."

I am the living counter-example.

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

No, unfortunately not all Asians "rock the GPA."
I am the living counter-example.

Me too, I'm a dumb Asian //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

And shiet, an Asian with a bigger fro than me. Bastard. Does your hair just naturally stand up? Mine lays down, so I have to blow dry my hair with my head upside-down to fro it up lol

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

must be hard to be a stupid asian, much harder than just being a idiot white guy like me.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i keep my hair short so it doesnt fro out...if its long i got the poofy frizzy fro...wont really hold a pick in place ;(

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

i keep my hair short so it doesnt fro out...if its long i got the poofy frizzy fro...wont really hold a pick in place ;(

Well at least you have hair. I am a 29 year old bald fat dude that has a hot, beautiful girlfriend,opps meant fiancee' to be. What can I say, my nice guy attitude gets me somewhere at least. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

post pics of her or die!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Yeah right, I say beautiful then you all say some stupid shit that will piss me off.

Everyone has there version of beautiful, correct?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif