Profiled at Wal_Mart

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

****ers profiled me last night when I went to Wal-Mart at 2am to buy a birthday card for my grandma. Walked in, browsed the supermarket because I had the munchies, browsed electronics as always, then proceeded to the card section and made a selection. I first noticed a guy dressed in black security-type garb staring at me over some boxes as I made my way from electronics to the card section. He averted eye contact immediately when spotted. While looking at cards, I rounded the end into another aisle quickly, literally almost running into a different guard in similar attire adjusting his walkie. Several minutes later, I spotted a female guard who had stopped three aisles down, and was eyeing me from a distance. Once checked out, I noticed an older, heavy-set guard with his arms crossed standing by the scanners as I walked out (presumably there to tackle me if I attempted to run, or if the scanners went off). Pissed me off, but at the same time I got a little chuckle out of it knowing that I made so many peoples nights by giving them a 30 minute adrenaline rush, and making them feel like they were an episode of Cops in the making.

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[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

****ers profiled me last night when I went to Wal-Mart at 2am to buy a birthday card for my grandma. Walked in, browsed the supermarket because I had the munchies, browsed electronics as always, then proceeded to the card section and made a selection. I first noticed a guy dressed in black security-type garb staring at me over some boxes as I made my way from electronics to the card section. He averted eye contact immediately when spotted. While looking at cards, I rounded the end into another aisle quickly, literally almost running into a different guard in similar attire adjusting his walkie. Several minutes later, I spotted a female guard who had stopped three aisles down, and was eyeing me from a distance. Once checked out, I noticed an older, heavy-set guard with his arms crossed standing by the scanners as I walked out (presumably there to tackle me if I attempted to run, or if the scanners went off). Pissed me off, but at the same time I got a little chuckle out of it knowing that I made so many peoples nights by giving them a 30 minute adrenaline rush, and making them feel like they were an episode of Cops in the making.

dude...and why the **** didnt you take advantage of the situation?

you could of had a lot more fun //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[audiobahnuser18 5,000+ posts]

haha man been there done that you know what you do you just take the craziest cd u got on you make many copies of it and put em in every cd played they got there make it sound worse then there setup's already are hahaha.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

I didn't know they had that much security at Wally World. lol

 

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

dude...and why the **** didnt you take advantage of the situation?
you could of had a lot more fun //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Hehe..hear that. Was thinking of taking off running like a mad man through the scanners, but it was late and I was tired. Didnt want to sit there for an hour and have to explain the situation when the cops caught me pulling out of the parking lot

 

[audiobahnuser18 5,000+ posts]

haha sh*t at walmart by me . it's just the people that work there that try to run at you. when was little bit younger me and my friends used to skate through walmart setup obstacles also . if i had the tapes id show ya but got it all on film.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

dude i remember when i was younger when the game boys were out (like game boy pocket and regular gameboy) and i was looking at games.

i had grabbed one, walked about 2 aisles down and placed it back on the shelf. dumb ***** thought i pocketed it and said "you wanna show me where you hid that game?" and i said "umm yea, its right here" and walked her to it. she was of course embarrassed, so she picked up the game and just walked away without a word.

i ****ing wish i wasnt so young and understood the fun i could of had back then. i take advantage of it now a days, although its a huge rarity that it happens. seems your only targeted if your black, or real young.

 

[HitManSE 10+ year member]

dude...and why the **** didnt you take advantage of the situation?
you could of had a lot more fun //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

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Next time make sure you're in earshot of at least one of them (inevertently of course //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif ) ,pick up your cell phone, and after pretending to dail a # just say " Alright, ive got their attention...yeah...they're not paying attention to you...yes im sure, DO IT NOW NOW NOW!"

and proceed to watch the entertainment unfold.

 

[Pimpdaddyq 10+ year member]

hahahahaha.. good idea..

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

haha sh*t at walmart by me . it's just the people that work there that try to run at you. when was little bit younger me and my friends used to skate through walmart setup obstacles also . if i had the tapes id show ya but got it all on film.

haha nice man, you seem to be a risktaker.

 

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

Found this on 4chan...

"11/05/07(Mon)03:56:07 No.44485393

The Loss prevention in my store will, and has on numerous occasions bloodied people up who tried to walk or run from them. The cops that patrol the area of my store disregard it, and if you fight back, they add an assault charge.

Walmart policy is that you have to walk past the last point of sale (the registers) but the LP can invoke the state law and bust your ***, and as I said.. our Loss Prevention is sadistic and enjoys it when you resist, he throws punches when you resist because you get hit with assault and he's just defending himself by physically restraining you. He also can handcuff and detain you. It's awesome."

 

[Dozy_production 10+ year member]

Im guessing anyone going into a wal mart that early in the morning that looks like a kid will get 'profiled' no? I haven't been in Wally world in a long time though... it smells.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

Found this on 4chan...
"11/05/07(Mon)03:56:07 No.44485393

The Loss prevention in my store will, and has on numerous occasions bloodied people up who tried to walk or run from them. The cops that patrol the area of my store disregard it, and if you fight back, they add an assault charge.

Walmart policy is that you have to walk past the last point of sale (the registers) but the LP can invoke the state law and bust your ***, and as I said.. our Loss Prevention is sadistic and enjoys it when you resist, he throws punches when you resist because you get hit with assault and he's just defending himself by physically restraining you. He also can handcuff and detain you. It's awesome."

jump them outside 2 weeks later...

 

[Pickler 10+ year member]

dude...and why the **** didnt you take advantage of the situation?
you could of had a lot more fun //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Yea you should have just started running around the store

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

Yea you should have just started running around the store

i would too, but considering the post above, he may have some crazy employees and managers at his walmarts