Pregnancy scares.

[Kangaroux 5,000+ posts]

So what comes out when you jizz

it's still jizz, just minus the pride and manliness

 

[ChevyRidinLow]

it's still jizz, just minus the pride and manliness

its called snizz, snipped jizz. (notice that snizz is also a name for vagina)

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

I've never used a condom with my wife. Been together 5 years and only had a scare once when she started new BC...turns out that stuff made her have NO periods for like a year.

 

[Mitch86 5,000+ posts]

My gf was on the shot. We only had one scare in over a year...She will be born at the end of this month. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[GrindFrog 10+ year member]

Had this scare twice, only seventeen =/

 

[hispls 5,000+ posts]

Best way to avoid the pregnancy scare is to make her take it up the butt

Hotter, tighter, more degrading, AND no risk of pregnancy. Total win!

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

The girl Im talking to gets that implant thing in her arm, once and youre done for a few years i guess.

Still not 100% effective brah...there's always a chance.

 

[nateberrier 10+ year member]

Still not 100% effective brah...there's always a chance.

I didnt say I would be jizzin up in thar

 

[ChevyRidinLow]

had the scare once every month for the last year and 1 month. but there are 15 girls that got pregnant last year in my old high school....and each grade only has between 40 ad 60 kids in it....very small town very small school but ridiculous pregnancy rate. one of my best friends is 18 and has a 4 year old son from when her grandmothers foster son ***** her, he joined the military, went to japan and did some crazy japanese meth and stabbed wo hookers, he has been in japanese prison for 3 years and isnt coming outor another 8, its a terrible situation but she lves her little boy and everyone else does, hes the most gangsta 4 year old in the world an sheis the best mom i know.

 

[maljr1980 10+ year member]

For those of you not familiar with the pull out method it works best and is most degrading and funny when you pull out and jizz all over her face

 

[ChevyRidinLow]

For those of you not familiar with the pull out method it works best and is most degrading and funny when you pull out and jizz all over her face

and then she beats the **** out of you.

 

[Bettr n' Revrse 5,000+ posts]

I just got a txt "Good news, Im not pregnant" fvck ya! hahaha

 

[tipnitty 10+ year member]

Winches want me all day every day. I got the snip because I don't want kids. To hell with pregnancy scares.

 

[maljr1980 10+ year member]

and then she beats the **** out of you.

or she goes **** style, gets on her knees and waits for it

 

[Bosstradamus 10+ year member]

yep. almost had that scare but im 16 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Yeah right,the only thing you stuck your wiener in is your hand. That doesn't even make sense,you almost did?