Pregnancy scares.

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

i don't worry. been cut

 

[ColterDC 10+ year member]

Wife's been on that IUD (at least that's what I think it's called) for like 10 years. Far as I'm concerned it's 100% effective.

Oh and the part about all these other chicks wanting you when you're in a relationship. Women are dumb that way. They see a man in a relationship and whether's he's fugly as **** or whatever they just see another woman who's happy and want to put an immediate stop to that. Ever hear chicks say that there would be no wars if women were in charge of the world? **** that! The entire world would be a giant crater if women were in charge, due to all their freaking hormones and psychotic fits of rage.

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

yea it happened 3 times now me and gf have 3 children

 

[ColterDC 10+ year member]

I couldn't remember the comedian so I looked it up. Chris Rock did this joke during his "Never Scared" show and it's so true and further explains why guys in relationships get all this untouchable *** thrown at us..

"Women hate women. You get any two girlfriends in this room, been girlfriends for twenty five years, you put a man in between them … "**** that *****," "**** that *****." Guys are not like that. Guys actually think that there are other fish in the sea, and if a guy introduces his boy to his new girlfriend, and when they walk away, his boy goes, "Oh man, she's nice, I gotta get me a girl like that." If a woman introduces her new man to her girlfriend, and they walk away, her girlfriend goes, "I gotta get him, and I will slit that *****'s throat to do it." Every girl in here got a girlfriend they don't trust around their man.""

 

[06goat 10+ year member]

One chick i dated for a couple months, we swapped cards so it was just a fuckfest for a while.. but after I was done tearin it up i realized she was a crazy "i wanna marry you" *****. So i said syyuuuhh. After I stopped talking to her she told me her period hadnt come yet. I started sellin all audioz for abortion monies.

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

One chick i dated for a couple months, we swapped cards so it was just a fuckfest for a while.. but after I was done tearin it up i realized she was a crazy "i wanna marry you" *****. So i said syyuuuhh. After I stopped talking to her she told me her period hadnt come yet. I started sellin all audioz for abortion monies.

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

Does every one here just go around and screw everything with 2 legs?

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

Does every one here just go around and screw everything with 2 legs?

you know how i know you.........

 

[Vossy 10+ year member]

What's a condom?

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

you know how i know you.........

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[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

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ghay itt

 

[ColterDC 10+ year member]

Does every one here just go around and screw everything with 2 legs?

Not I. Same woman for 15 years.

But I'm betting 2 legs isn't even a requirement for some of these guys //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

We had a scare a week or so ago. My wife was bleeding and cramping. We were concerned for the baby.