Pregnancy scares.

[carlosg_313 10+ year member]

^^This.

x3

 

[carlosg_313 10+ year member]

For those of you not familiar with the pull out method it works best and is most degrading and funny when you pull out and jizz all over her face

and then she beats the **** out of you.

^***'n this

 

[Mookie 10+ year member]

Lulz.

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

I didnt say I would be jizzin up in thar

Greatly reduces your chances but STILL not 100% effective...just sayin

 

[BrianDye 10+ year member]

So what comes out when you jizz

Air lol

 

[-01limited- 10+ year member]

I didnt say I would be jizzin up in thar

I did.

 

[NoPh33rRaCiNg 10+ year member]

Had the scare probably 5 times, those 5 mins waiting for the test results is the fcking worst few mins ever.

 

[BlactimusCrime 10+ year member]

been there, broke up with her, she got off bc, went back and fvcked her after she got a new bf, pulled out, but then she missed her period, no baby, it was just bc she stopped with the bc

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

I'm sure a few of you guys have went through this resulting in either a positive or negative on the old test, but damn, it is no fun at the beginning let me tell you. Especially since my g/f has been hiding the fact she thought she was pregnant for about a week now, good news she's not though, still scary nonetheless.




And anyone ever notice when you're single its like no girls wanna holler, but when you just get into a relationship like 30 of them come out of the woodwork wanting you meat stick?

never had a scare. all of my children were planned.

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

So what comes out when you jizz

I still shoot the manchowder juice minus all of the seriousness...

This way I can poke all the fun I want at them bisches and none of them can take it serious.

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

1. Pull it out2. Wrap it up

3. Get your ish snipped

4. Dont fuck

My ish is snipped so I can juice in them all!!!

take that bisch

So what comes out when you jizz

it's still jizz, just adds invincability and eliminates scares.

:fixed:

 

[-01limited- 10+ year member]

bump. Round 2!

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

I had one, but then I found out I was fat.

 

[slammedincouch 10+ year member]

just wanted to test out the new gif

 

[-01limited- 10+ year member]

Lol, it was a negative on the test so we banged like no other just now //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif