1. When you go up and order food from somewhere, and especially if there is a huge line..IF YOU WANT YOUR FUCKING FOOD TO GO, ORDER IT TO GO. Dont wait until the kid who is working his way through school and cant get any better of a job until graduation and is worked way too hard for his $7/hour to finish cooking your damn food, and serves it to you on a regular plate then moves onto the next person then you butt back in and you look at him like an asshole and say "uhhh......i wanted it to go". If youd like it to go, ill be more than happy to make it to go. So fuck you. Get in the back of the damn line..then ill give you a to go box on your next lap, bitch.
2. If your a pissed off housewife stuck going to walmart with her bastard son who hates her, dont spend an four hours shopping and go to THE SELF CHECKOUT. Technology has surpassed you, your too stupid to work the machine. This is why 27 year old black women are made, to ring you up. And if you do decide to take your chances at the checkout, READ THE FUCKING SCREEN. IT TELLS YOU WHAT TO DO DUMBASS
3. I'm buying a bigass brush guard for my truck and driving over every old person who does 10 miles an hour or under the speed limit. First off if you cant see over the damn steering wheel, keep your saggy ass out of the drivers seat. Two words: retirement home.
4. White trash cracked out bitches shouldnt wear sweatpants with the words cute, hott, or sexy across their ass. Theres a reason you are like you are. Go **** a dick, whore.
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