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How many months till I found out she is knocked up again?

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It takes 6-8 days for an egg to be fertilized. on day 22 a girl starts her period. 1-14 are prime for getting pregnant. If she's on day 20 or so it won't happen. Ask her what day she's on approx.

I know all this cause we're doing reproduction in my bio class right now. Just last wednesday actually.

 
You know what Mike? I bet everyone on here is jealous that your fucked your mother-in-law. What a fine piece of *** that you have all to yourself. I bet after you got done with her you felt like a badass, nailing that hot piece of meat. I have no idea why you had to ban people? Jealousy is not a breach of the TOS. But who cares when your the one fucking that fat old bag? I think your a pussy. Go ahead and ban me when you get off of her.

 
capecodtulsa: Thats okay I will get to you soon enough.

mehavinfun510: today

capecodtulsa: why?

mehavinfun510: so much on my mind

capecodtulsa: you are just horny

mehavinfun510: haven't spokento my Dom in almost 2 weeks

capecodtulsa: see, I knew it. You need to get spanked and laid.

mehavinfun510: need a good scene to relieve the stress

capecodtulsa: I figured that out already

mehavinfun510: how did you do that?

capecodtulsa: You are easy to read.

capecodtulsa: The lifestyle is addictive.

mehavinfun510: yes it is and for a pain **** like me it is a big addiction

capecodtulsa: see. I told you so

mehavinfun510: told me so?

capecodtulsa: I knew you needed a fix.

mehavinfun510: i am hoping to get my fix this week end

capecodtulsa: One of these days you and I are going to have to get together. Whew. Start taking your vitamins. LOL

mehavinfun510: i take them daily

capecodtulsa: U will need every last one of them. LOL

capecodtulsa: I am off to lunch will talk to you in an hour or so.

Your such the smooth talker. I bet you pumped her full of vitamins. Sick bastard.

 
my favorite song eva

How many kinds, where can we start?yeah

I like the ones with the pretty eyes,

Well i like all kinds of guys.

Stop. What happened, how about the ones we especially like?

Which ones?

You know the ones with the cars that go..boom

I hear you..

Hit it!

It was me and the possy with Bunny (G)

We were cruising in the Jag or the Lambourgini,

When low and behold there appeared a mirage,

He was hooking up a car in his daddy's garage.

We stopped short, did a double take,

He was looking so fly, I thought I wasn't awake.

He was obviously hooking up bass, I asume,

But then he turned a little button and the car went boom.

We like the cars, the cars that go boom,

We're Tigre and Bunny and we like the boom.

We like the cars, the cars that go boom.

We're Tigre and Bunny and we like the boom.

We like them short, and we like them tall,

We like them one, and we like them all.

They're always adding speakers when they find the room,

Coz they know we like the guys with the cars that go boom.

And see my boyfriend really knows where it's at,

He's got 50 inch woofers all along the back.

He makes a comment on going to my room,

I'd rather stay out with his car that goes boom.

We like the cars, the cars that go boom,

We're Tigre and Bunny and we like the boom.

We like the cars, the cars that go boom.

We're Tigre and Bunny and we like the boom.

Now if your car ain't got it, go out and get it,

We like the boom and don't you forget it.

So turn down the treble, and flaunt your bass,

So your car can be heard almost any place.

Coz when you're in the street you can't go far,

Without hearing the boom pouring out your car.

So if your speaker's weak, then please turn it off,

Coz we like the cars that sound so tough.

We like the cars, the cars that go boom,

We're Tigre and Bunny and we like the boom.

We like the cars, the cars that go boom.

We're Tigre and Bunny and we like the boom.

Everybody just beep your horn

Everybody just beep your horn at us,

Now clap!

Hit it!

Beep, beep beep beep beep!

Come on everybody!

Hey, hey hey hey hey!

Beep, beep beep beep beep!
 
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