PICS: What happens when you fall asleep with the heat pack on

[Steven206Seattl 10+ year member]

A tall woman met a midget at a party.  

The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman's apartment.

 

"I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all."

 

"Just take off your cloths, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes," said the midget.

 

The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her.

 

Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times.

 

"If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk,

 

"Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"

LOL what the hell

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

hahah, 5'5", 140 is fat?

wtf? are you also a stripper?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

He works @ Chip N' Dales.

 

[Rawr-DQ 10+ year member]

Dude I never want to see you nasty sweaty body again.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

It's like seeing Phillip Seymour Hoffman *****!

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

na I got the P90X system.. some of you might have heard of it... was doin before/after pictures, but about 3/4 through the program I F-ed up my bicept so I had to stop... Tell ya what though... that sheit whoops your asz!! If your dedicated enough to go through the whole things, it will/did transform your body like you wouldn't believe.. I got so addicted to working out, I look back at it and ask myself how I stuck with it.