PICS: What happens when you fall asleep with the heat pack on

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

Not to crazy, but was tryin to figure out all morning wtf these marks were on my stomach.. I put the pack on at like 12AM, woke up at like 330am. It didnt hurt or anything, didnt feel burns of any kind, so I threw the pack off and went to bed.. woke up,and just a few min. ago I was like WTF are these marks from?! Good thing I hadn't been layin on this thing, or it could have done some Damage... Oh yea... I took it out of the fabric cover.

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[HellsRise 10+ year member]

You're fat.

 

[Cmccloud 10+ year member]

wat

 

[jaredspl 10+ year member]

looks like stretch marks on a pregnant woman. lol

 

[brazilianguy 10+ year member]

wow

 

[JL Audio 5,000+ posts]

any relation?

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

hahah, 5'5", 140 is fat?



this was me 8 months ago... and will be me in a few months once im completely healed again

 

[reed dollaz 10+ year member]

oke

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

midget

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

hey hey!, I prefer oompa loompa

 

[Steven206Seattl 10+ year member]

lol don't they say don't apply directly to the skin. You be a white mutha****a though

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

How's Willow?

 

[terra 5,000+ posts]

god **** dude..want some stilts?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A tall woman met a midget at a party.

 

The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman's apartment.

 

"I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all."

 

"Just take off your cloths, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes," said the midget.

 

The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her.

 

Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times.

 

"If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk,

 

"Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

How's Willow?

hahah... the hobbits are just fine

Edit: LOL @joke