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[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I don't seek out drugs but if there is an occasion where i deserve some i do my best to ensure i get the best possible narcotics from the doctors.
Last time i had surgery I made the nurse page the doctor 3 times. After the third page, requesting stronger drugs, he finally gave me what i was after.

1mg of xanax every 6 hours and a constant drip of dillaudid AND the ability to press the clicker every seven minutes for a "break through" dose.

It was pretty sweet.

I was taken care of in the hospital, but this is the best I could get prescribed. They said they gave me Morphine and something else.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

be sure to get all wet first.

I'm telling you we would all go nutz for deerhunt posing in a wet t-shirt making like a kissy face.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

What about that pic of deercunt in a dress?

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

I was taken care of in the hospital, but this is the best I could get prescribed. They said they gave me Morphine and something else.

They tried to shaft me in the hospital. I had been on pain killers (percs) for over a month and half and prior to surgery and then they tried to take away my drip like an hour after surgery and go back to the same dose of percs that i had a tolerance to.

But i complained so much they finally gave me what i wanted to shut me up.

After i got the drip back, i felt so good i took the whole set up down to the parking lot for a smoke.

It was great.

I was smoking and clicking my clicker while showing my sexi *** out the back of my hospital gown to everyone in the parking lot.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

I actually puffed on half a joint i had with me as well.

loL.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

They tried to shaft me in the hospital. I had been on pain killers (percs) for over a month and half and prior to surgery and then they tried to take away my drip like an hour after surgery and go back to the same dose of percs that i had a tolerance to.
But i complained so much they finally gave me what i wanted to shut me up.

After i got the drip back, i felt so good i took the whole set up down to the parking lot for a smoke.

It was great.

I was smoking and clicking my clicker while showing my sexi *** out the back of my hospital gown to everyone in the parking lot.

The pain med they had me on, I couldn't even stand up. I was all drowsy and shit.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

You're just a light weight.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

You're just a light weight.

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[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i wasn't referring to your weight, just your ability to handle IV drugs.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

really?

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

They tried to shaft me in the hospital. I had been on pain killers (percs) for over a month and half and prior to surgery and then they tried to take away my drip like an hour after surgery and go back to the same dose of percs that i had a tolerance to.
But i complained so much they finally gave me what i wanted to shut me up.

After i got the drip back, i felt so good i took the whole set up down to the parking lot for a smoke.

It was great.

I was smoking and clicking my clicker while showing my sexi *** out the back of my hospital gown to everyone in the parking lot.

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[grassroots 10+ year member]

After the third page, requesting stronger drugs, he finally gave me what i was after.
1mg of xanax every 6 hours and a constant drip of dillaudid AND the ability to press the clicker every seven minutes for a "break through" dose.

It was pretty sweet.

funny, they gave you anxiety medicine for pain? uh huh....

 

[BreakingBad]

xanax for pain?

wtf.

i was on fentanyl and morphene, then percocets and vicodens when i went home

 

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

i reall don't liek that kid. I don't know why, but I don't like him

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

funny, they gave you anxiety medicine for pain? uh huh....

xanax for pain?
wtf.

i was on fentanyl and morphene, then percocets and vicodens when i went home

No, i should have clarified. The xanax was not for pain.

Having fairly good knowledge of what happens when you mix opiates and benzos i told them that i took 1mg of xanax four times a day when i was admitted.

If you know anything about benzos you know that you cannot suddenly stop taking them without consequence, so they agreed to bring me .5mg every six hours but i wanted a full mg.

I eventually got it and re-hooked up to the drip.

It was quite pleasant.