Passing drug test

[mast240 10+ year member]

Then at best you have a 50/50 shot. I would do what I had to do it's not like jobs are easy to get or even find these days. So if I had to squat to get a job then I would just nut up and do it. It want kill you and who cares what some joe on the net says. I will do whatever it takes to get a job. Pride just has to ride b i t c h on this one.

lulz... so true

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

The condom is the best thing to keep it at temp though.

If you buy synthetic it comes in a nice plastic squeeze bottle with a heat pad. You wrap the heat pad around the bottle then strap it with a rubber band. Going without the synthetic kit, I'd say maybe try to find some nice little heating pads to use because even in there it's still going to be hard to keep it warm enough...

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

Why does any of this have to do with being young? You know one of the primary demographics of pot smokers is senior citizens? Elderly people with disabilities/pain/ailments who smoke for pain relief must be stupid too?

we are not talking about elderly, we are talking about stupid kids that are afraid of getting in trouble with their parents and not being smart enough to not smoke while looking for a job.

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

The ***** must be the same as your internal temp. Under your arms will not get u to that temp. Under your sac will not get you to that temp. Wearing 10 pairs of underwear is not going to get you to that temp. Internal is just that internal and for a male you only got one way to get to that exact temp and that’s just the way it is. I've known many of females to do the same condom tied off then a tampon rope is tied to the knot on the condom and they just **** it up and push it on in.

 

[Dirtrider4eva 10+ year member]

we are not talking about elderly, we are talking about stupid kids that are afraid of getting in trouble with their parents and not being smart enough to not smoke while looking for a job.

this^

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

we are not talking about elderly, we are talking about stupid kids that are afraid of getting in trouble with their parents and not being smart enough to not smoke while looking for a job.

I know, and I agree it's probably stupid to smoke if your looking for job, but I also think it's stupid that we have to worry about a harmless drug costing us potential jobs in the first place.

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

wow, bro you shove things up your ass? Completely unnecessary, lulz

If thats what I had to do to get a job to support my family then yes I would do it without any thought....

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

The ***** must be the same as your internal temp. Under your arms will not get u to that temp. Under your sac will not get you to that temp. Wearing 10 pairs of underwear is not going to get you to that temp. Internal is just that internal and for a male you only got one way to get to that exact temp and that’s just the way it is. I've known many of females to do the same condom tied off then a tampon rope is tied to the knot on the condom and they just **** it up and push it on in.

That's why I suggested the heat pad brah, you can buy them at any drug store.

Also, it just needs to be close. That ish doesn't have to be 98.8 degrees exact since it's going to start cooling as soon as it leaves your body, they have to allow for some tolerance depending on how long it takes you to get it to em...

 

[mast240 10+ year member]

If thats what it required of me to get a job to support my family then yes I would do it without any thought....

or just not smoke bud, while looking for a job, lulz

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

you kids are all on dope!

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

or just not smoke bud, while looking for a job, lulz

That would be my thought process.

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

I don't understand why it's ok for people to drink themselves to death but marijuana which has been proven time and time again to have great medicinal properties is a schedule 1 drug which means "high potential for abuse and no legitimate medical uses."

Something to think about:

Percentage of marijuana users that become dependent: 9%

Percentage of alcohol users that become dependent: 15%

Some interesting stuff: http://www.ohiopatientsnetwork.org/Data/Studies/Q&A-IOM.pdf

 

[Falcons 5,000+ posts]

If thats what I had to do to get a job to support my family then yes I would do it without any thought....

but he is only 17. plenty more opportunity than one job. no one to support. his parents will most likely find out at some point. i'd talk to whichever parent you like talking to most about it, and just let them know straight up you smoke pot so you wont pass.

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

That's why I suggested the heat pad brah, you can buy them at any drug store.
Also, it just needs to be close. That ish doesn't have to be 98.8 degrees exact since it's going to start cooling as soon as it leaves your body, they have to allow for some tolerance depending on how long it takes you to get it to em...

The place my company uses u don’t get to even zip up as soon as u reach line u open up metal door in the stall and place sample shut door they take. Males are not allowed to sit down while giving sample, must empty all pockets and you are timed. Maybe not every place is like ours but these lil ideas yall are suggesting would not work at our place. Maybe he gets lucky and it’s a junk IDC kind of place but if it's one 1/5th as strict as mine then sry just don’t go cause you will get caught

 

[mast240 10+ year member]

I don't understand why it's ok for people to drink themselves to death but marijuana which has been proven time and time again to have great medicinal properties is a schedule 1 drug which means "high potential for abuse and no legitimate medical uses."
Something to think about:

Percentage of marijuana users that become dependent: 9%

Percentage of alcohol users that become dependent: 15%

Some interesting stuff: http://www.ohiopatientsnetwork.org/Data/Studies/Q&A-IOM.pdf

short answer... cuz the govt cant really control the way its grown, and therefore, cant properly tax it....

but, it is illegal, which just kind of falls into the "shut up an color" part.... if you want a good job, most likely you wont be able to toke up... not that big of a sacrifice, if you ask me