passing a urine test?

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

cut your penis off. then they can't get a urine sample. tell them you had a one night stand go wrong

 

[btlking 10+ year member]

ive been trying everything i just want to make sure

 

[Bloodstalker999 10+ year member]

greentea, Walmarts has them on sale for $1.24, buy A LOT!

isn't that the 1 liter bottle? Green Tea FTW

 

[SourDeez 10+ year member]

If you're really concerned just get a clean person to piss into a water balloon for you and tape it to your sack so it gets warm and just whip it out when its time //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[jadon087 10+ year member]

go get a omni pill cleans your system out in 15 minutes, they wont catch it college althelets take em.

 

[Bloodstalker999 10+ year member]

If you're really concerned just get a clean person to piss into a water balloon for you and tape it to your sack so it gets warm and just whip it out when its time //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Thats basically how a friend of mine did it.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

If you're really concerned just get a clean person to piss into a water balloon for you and tape it to your sack so it gets warm and just whip it out when its time //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

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i'd go and kick him in the nuts //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[SourDeez 10+ year member]

Haha YOU PISSED ON MYSELF

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

isn't that the 1 liter bottle? Green Tea FTW

Yup, I bought 23 of them last Friday. lol All are gone now.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

ive been trying everything i just want to make sure

tried everything except being a loser drug addict. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[btlking 10+ year member]

walmart had the green tea for $1

 

[btlking 10+ year member]

tried everything except being a loser drug addict. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

if you werent such a ****ing retard you would of read that i quit so go the **** away

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

if you werent such a ****ing retard you would of read that i quit so go the **** away

i think he means quit for good //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[jadon087 10+ year member]

or you can use the extra strength drink

https://www.enteresp.com/store/customer/product.php?productid=642&cat=11&page=1

 

[donpisto 5,000+ posts]

lol.. I guarantee you that unless you're going into the military they aren't going to take hair samples.
Best way is to flush your body with Niacin, and like iceetee said, cranberry juice or any thing with antioxidants.

Some employers are quite strict. I worked for city hall and they used to do urine tests. About 3 years ago they started doing it. I started working for another city about 5 months ago and they did the regular piss test. So it really depends on the employer or agency that is doing the hiring. I can tell for a fact that most of the employers at the other city I used to work at smoked some phatty *** blunts often cos of the neighborhood and cos they always talked about it. I was in the recreation field and during arts and crafts this one guy made an ash try for his blunts.