passing a urine test?

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

It depends on the insurance company.

 

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

They may end up taking hair samples...then you're even more ****ed.

Yeah..from what I understand, very few facilities utilize the hair test, but if they do, they can find instances of drug use from up to 3 years back. Hair test will screw you everytime.

I failed a drug test for Sears a few years back. Did my second interview and practically had the job. The manager shook my hand and said "welcome aboard". Was going to start in electronics. I was all giddy and shit, and on my way out he catches me .."uh..we just need you t go take a drug test real quick". I come up with some excuse to put it off until the next day, as I'd smoked about 3 days prior. Drank a shit load of water that night, and went and took the piss test the next day. Didnt hear anything back from Sears for a couple weeks, then some dude from Los Angeles calls me with the reults of my tests. Asked me if I took medical marijuanna. I said no, but I have freinds who smoke, and i'm a round it sometimes. He said "if that were the case, you wouldnt have any more than 15 nanograms in your system. You have 21. (I think 20 is passing) So I'm going to have to let your employer know you tested positive." Shit. Got a letter from sears a couple weeks later saying I could re-apply in 6 months, or when I provided proof of a succesfully completed drug rehabilitation program I'm generally pretty conservative in my views on most subjects, but they need to legalize marijuanna now! This shit is getting ridiculous. In the town I live in, if you get pulled over and the cop finds an empty pipe with marijuanna residue in it, he will put you in cuffs and arrest you for possesion of controlled dangerous substance+possesion or paraphinalia.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

wrong, the only guaranteed way to pass is to not do drugs

touche iceteebone lol. haha. i mean guaranteed while still being able to smoke.