passing a urine test?

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

lol.. I guarantee you that unless you're going into the military they aren't going to take hair samples.
Best way is to flush your body with Niacin, and like iceetee said, cranberry juice or any thing with antioxidants.

Guarantee denied! My last job they took hair samples and was just a delievery driver for AVI Foodsystems.

Good try though.

 

[btlking 10+ year member]

i think he means quit for good //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

i did quit for good

 

[SourDeez 10+ year member]

Whats the difference between blunt ashes / cigerrate ashes?

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

if you werent such a ****ing retard you would of read that i quit so go the **** away

if you weren't such a fukking retard you would have stopped smoking earlier.

 

[btlking 10+ year member]

and if you werent such a fukking retard you wouldnt be worried about my life and you would leave my thread

 

[fratch69 10+ year member]

lol.. I guarantee you that unless you're going into the military they aren't going to take hair samples.
Best way is to flush your body with Niacin, and like iceetee said, cranberry juice or any thing with antioxidants.

Really you gurantee that? I didint know that General Motors was a new branch of the military. A designer at my work just got in to GM and they actually shaved a small patch of hair from his head.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

and if you werent such a fukking retard you wouldnt be worried about my life and you would leave my thread

It seems you are having some pretty serious mood swings, probably from withdraw.

I'm sorry that you have been intellectually and emotionally ruined.

 

[go_go_thrash 10+ year member]

http://erowid.com/plants/cannabis/cannabis_testing.shtml

quick, get a kidney infection.

 

[jonnybusa 10+ year member]

I dont know if its been posted yet, and I dont feel like reading all the posts, but GNC sells a formula that consists of a small bottle of punch flavored fluid and 4 pills thats works amazingly. You drink the juice, and take the 4 pills, and drink 4 glasses of water thru the nite, and more in the am......it completely cleanses you, and worked for a few of my friends. Its not cheap, though, @ $40-$50, but its a bargain when you are talking your job!!

 

[SourDeez 10+ year member]

Really you gurantee that? I didint know that General Motors was a new branch of the military. A designer at my work just got in to GM and they actually shaved a small patch of hair from his head.

Well maybe things are different in your country.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

You guys make it to hard and unreliable lol. Water cranberry juice naicin...all dont guarantee any thing. Go to a smoke shop buy some sythetic urine. Test day use the heating pad to heat up the sample in the microwave, strap it to your leg with dressing or some other type of rap and your good to go. Cheap quick guaranteed. Later

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Really you gurantee that? I didint know that General Motors was a new branch of the military. A designer at my work just got in to GM and they actually shaved a small patch of hair from his head.

Dont know why they would shave it unless he was buzzed. Usually they take the hair from somewhere else, like armpit or body hair if you have enough. I know cause I got my friend a job there and was bald. So they took his pit hairs. Could you imagine that, lol!

 

[SourDeez 10+ year member]

You guys make it to hard and unreliable lol. Water cranberry juice naicin...all dont guarantee any thing. Go to a smoke shop buy some sythetic urine. Test day use the heating pad to heat up the sample in the microwave, strap it to your leg with dressing or some other type of rap and your good to go. Cheap quick guaranteed. Later

Nothing guarantee's anything as I've learned in this thread already.

Hell, I've seen 170lb people pass a UA 3 days after smoking.

 

[jadon087 10+ year member]

I'm trying to tell you man go get a Omni Pill from a supplement store, i played college football and for all the players that they knew smoked had to take Omni pills to pass the random drug tests.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Really you gurantee that? I didint know that General Motors was a new branch of the military. A designer at my work just got in to GM and they actually shaved a small patch of hair from his head.

how did he get into GM? he must of had some awfully big connections