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[dbhittin 5,000+ posts]

some people are freaks

 

[mtdewelf 10+ year member]

I'd never attempt to go down there. At no point during/after/before/inmydreamsof *** have I ever been like "oooo I want to lick your dark evil portal"

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[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

but she nevers starts things out right? like if i'm watching tv and feel like getting together i just start but she has gone over a month of "wanting" but not willing to do anything. like if she woke me up to get busy that'd be hot but nope. she is lame like that

Tell her if she dont start taking action that you will fuc that ugly chick in the white. Then she will feel bad for you and turn automatically horney for you and will have her way with you.

 

[RandyJ 10+ year member]

I'd never attempt to go down there. At no point during/after/before/inmydreamsof *** have I ever been like "oooo I want to lick your dark evil portal"

LMFAO.

I never wanted to either, had never even thought about it until one day I was talking with a girlfriend of mine who had come back for Spring break from college. We got to talking and she said her man did it and it felt good, so I told my girl I wanted to try, she said no, so I slipped it one night while I was doing the other deed. She came pretty much right away. Said she didn't like it but ended up telling me she wanted it again a week or two later.

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[AVSTANG02]

Holy ugly girls fartman!

cool pics nontheless...

 

[RandyJ 10+ year member]

some people are freaks

Indeed. It is all safe and fun as long as things are done right. There is no nasty to it if you take your time.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Oh mean I love licking the FARTBOX(I will use this forever, thank you nooblet) when they just get out the shower or after then been working a long day knowing they have been sweating all day and smell like to beached whales that have been fried from the sun for weeks. Like I said to each its own. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[mtdewelf 10+ year member]

eh, that chicks got alot more going on then my girl.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

eh, that chicks got alot more going on then my girl.

Man sounds to me like you need a new chick if you are not happy with her. Get out and venture for a new one.

 

[Phrozt 10+ year member]

See.. I've never 69ed... and that would be like.. my ultimate fear.. is having to stare at the poo flinger while I'm trying to work on the happy hole.

Then again.. I've only gone down on a chick(s) a few times. My x wanted *** leik wtf. None of that oral stuff //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif.

Also.. I've never had anal... though I did try to slip it to her once. I waited till we drank one time (I hardly ever drank in the 10 months I was w/her) and acted like I was more drunk than I was and didn't know where to stick it.

She's all "hey!! you almost put it in my butt!"

I put forth a valiant effort, but in the end did not put it... in the end //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[dbhittin 5,000+ posts]

i couldn't fit inside my ex's pooper

 

[Phrozt 10+ year member]

i couldn't fit inside my ex's pooper

Ya.. I was afraid of that too.... I actually couldn't fit inside this one girl when we tried to get it on... and she had been having *** recently.

Doesn't say much about the guy before me... lol

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

See.. I've never 69ed... and that would be like.. my ultimate fear.. is having to stare at the poo flinger while I'm trying to work on the happy hole.
Then again.. I've only gone down on a chick(s) a few times. My x wanted *** leik wtf. None of that oral stuff //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif.

Also.. I've never had anal... though I did try to slip it to her once. I waited till we drank one time (I hardly ever drank in the 10 months I was w/her) and acted like I was more drunk than I was and didn't know where to stick it.

She's all "hey!! you almost put it in my butt!"

I put forth a valiant effort, but in the end did not put it... in the end //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Heck, my chick likes it in both holes. She tells me to go from one hole to the other. She is a freak like me and I love that.

I dont know why I say shit like this on here.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

I hope to god she never comes on here. EEK!

 

[RandyJ 10+ year member]

i couldn't fit inside my ex's pooper

**** dude.

Wait, was it you, or her

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

but she nevers starts things out right? like if i'm watching tv and feel like getting together i just start but she has gone over a month of "wanting" but not willing to do anything. like if she woke me up to get busy that'd be hot but nope. she is lame like that

Welcome to my world. I have to initiate it every time. I don't mind. But it would be nice to have her put as much effort in to it as I do. Oh well.

Almost 7 years for me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif