OP is a failure

hes like im a general and have 300000 confirmed kills....... On call of duty lmao!!!!!!
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and ***** over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the seven seas and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

 
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and ***** over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the seven seas and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
lol....

 
youre making me hungry 

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you **** i want chicken
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sounds like you forgot to bring your kneepads to your "job" today. Maybe that's why your so pissy. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif
here's my sample code i promised you.

# author: Guy with no job who hangs out on caraudio.com. Dedicated to tjwubs

# description: Identify any earthquake with a 4.5 or greater magnitude and export it to a feature layer.

# version 1.0: Requires 4.5_day.csv file in workspace, editing workspace, and editing projection in make event layer

# future plans: Allow user defined magnitude selection, workspace, and projection.

# integrate ability to create .csv file

# add tsunami speed layer as base map layer for quick low tech calculations

# import modules and definitions

# sets up overall error check. "something is wrong" is sent to console if main program fails to run

try:

Import urllib2

import arcpy

from arcpy import env

# defines environment settings

env.workspace = r"c:\users\souldrop\desktop\tsunami_project\earthquake_query"

env.overwriteoutput = true

# opens up placeholder .csv file, clears content, and saves it

temp = open("4.5_day.csv", "w")

temp.truncate()

temp.close()

# define url of livestream usgs data for 4.5 mag earthquake for past 24 hours

url = 'http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/feed/v1.0/summary/4.5_day.csv'

# opens and writes data to placeholder .csv file. Closes file after complete.

U = urllib2.urlopen(url)

instance_write = open('4.5_day.csv', 'w')

instance_write.write(u.read())

instance_write.close()

# creates feature layer that shows location of the recorded earthquakes

arcpy.makexyeventlayer_management("4.5_day.csv", "longitude", "latitude", "4.5_day_layer",

r"c:\souldrop\desktop\tsunami_project\earthquake_query\wgs_1984.prj", "#")

# saves the created layer to your workspace

arcpy.savetolayerfile_management("4.5_day_layer", "eq_event.lyr")

# sends the number of matching incidents to console

print arcpy.getcount_management("4.5_day_layer")

# error notifications; prints any arcpy error messages.

Except:

Print "something is wrong, because tjwubs is my hero"

print arcpy.getmessages()
lmaoooooo this guy is so full of **** u got that code sample online xdddd and if u had a meeting wouldnt u have known about it yesterday and not tody? And it got "cancelled" lmao

 
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and ***** over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the seven seas and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
**** this guy has multiple personalities are u sure ur not bipolar..?

 
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