lol. you just gave me an idea.
"Extreme Audio Makeover"
"How toturn those shitty Audiobahns and other "Blinged Out" subwoofers into
useful everyday items and pieces of art"
"Take for example the Audiobahn Sound Q. The flames on it signify you should drop it like it is hot, right into the garbage can."
"The high strength chrome basket can also be used as a BBQ grill. It can also be used as a space heater, just buy a Cheap Pyle amplifier and your good to go."
" The chrome baskets can also be used as flower pots, but be careful, the chrome is so shiny that if you stare directly at it when the sun is out, you can and will go blind. This can be especially dangerous if you live by a street with a lot of cars traveling on it. But you do not care because your AudioBahn 99% Chrome baskets will make a huge mob of terrorists love you for being such a prick to the community."
"Thats all for today, but tune in next week when we see how many people , if given the adress to sepatc's house, would go there and beat the living shit out of him and his AudioBahn Sound Q's for being an "Audio Guru" on ScionLife.com and proudly and stupidly pissing off more than 150 Fellow Caraudio enthusiast."
"Goodbye"
omg im dying.