[OFFICIAL] Funny Craigslist Ads

[xekrubx]

I have a long history of frustration with Craigslist. So many people sell things they know nothing about. Especially car audio. They know so little the only possible way they came to posses such an item is (most likely) through theft. And I wish I could go there to get a laugh but instead it just makes me angry. I was selling a pair of subs in a box and in the ad I of course listed all of the specs and my experience using them. This included a comment about how they sounded in three different vehicles and my amp. And of course I said only the subs and the box were for sale. The only emails I got were super lowball offers (~$20) for the amp. Also 90% of the ads I respond to never get a reply. If the item is gone delete the **** ad. Or at least respond with "Sorry its sold, Ill remove the ad." New years eve I found a Precision Power Art series 4 channel amp for I think $100. Cant really remember. Of course I email the guy and.....nothing. I dont know why I keep trying with CL. I actually got one decent deal. Back in 2010 I found a set of Boston Acoustics SR60 components for $100. And bonus he only lived a couple towns over and wanted to meet halfway. When I met up with him the components were in the original box and the plastic bags they came with brand new. He had them installed in a Jetta by a professional shop and when the car got wrecked the shop pulled them out and put them back in the original packaging. They were mint. To me $100 was a great deal and I still use them today. Some cant even spell the brand name or model of an item even when its printed right on it. I don't understand how someone can be so stupid but somehow figured out how to post an ad on CL. Computers, smartphones, and the internet should be harder to use to keep these people off. Go chop down a tree with a butter knife.

 

[Jayzbent 10+ year member]

Highend audio cheap package (Quincy, IL) They love to throw around the word "Highend audio" when in reality it's just mainstream bs.

I have lots of audio that needs a new owner, would like to sell it all by tomorrow. $425 You get everything in the pic

2 12" Rockford P2, 800 watt, in sealed box

2 12" Alpine Type S, 900 watt in sealed box

JL J2 500.1 Mono amp, 500 watts, tested and works, in great condition

Memphis 16-PR1KD amp, 750 watts, tested and works, one slight scratch on corner

Pioneer Premier SPL Champion PRS-D1200SPL amp, stuck in protect

Pioneer Headunit with USB and Aux port

Pioneer 4x6 speakers

Rockford s150 amp, never tested

 

[Jayzbent 10+ year member]

1000 watt amp - $35 (Ofallon MO)

I have a Pyramid 1,000-Watt 2-Channel Bridgeable Amplifier for sale. I used it for maybe 2 months but I lost interest.

Cash only. Be prepared to do most of the driving.

call or text Eric at 636 485 8885. Thanks.

 

[Falcons 5,000+ posts]

1000 watt amp - $35 (Ofallon MO)
I have a Pyramid 1,000-Watt 2-Channel Bridgeable Amplifier for sale. I used it for maybe 2 months but I lost interest.

Cash only. Be prepared to do most of the driving.

call or text Eric at 636 485 8885. Thanks.

That I probably the least funny Craigslist add yet.

 

[Jayzbent 10+ year member]

That I probably the least funny Craigslist add yet.

Sorry I can't appease everybody. I try. But think about it read it. He says you have to do most of the driving to pick it up? He lost interest I wonder why maybe because the thing is a pos? Look at that fuse lmao! He would have to pay to pick it up.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

2, 13'' Kicker Subwoofer in a custom box...600W Xfire amp Needs to go!

 

[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

2, 13'' Kicker Subwoofer in a custom box...600W Xfire amp Needs to go!

Winner. That has to be the best one I've read since day one. Upvote for you sir.

 

[Jayzbent 10+ year member]

Full audio system - $2000 (Jackson mo)

I have a full car audio system up for sell. It is a custom fiberglass box with 4 xtant 10' subs. Rms is 500 watts and can handle 2000. Have 2 mtx 81000d 2 channel amps one on each pair and a mtx 8302 4 channel for mids and highs and a street wires digital power compacitor. This system is very loud and very nice. Everything is hooked up on the box to where if it will fit all you need is the main power and ground and it's ready to play. I am asking 2000 for everything. System new was around 5000. If interested you can text me at 5 seven 3 two 3 eight 5 two 0 eight. Thanks for looking

 

[Jayzbent 10+ year member]

Rockford Exile MTX Renegade and Pioneer system - $700 (New Baden, IL)

Price is for everything package deal. NO I WILL NOT SEPERATE so dont text and ask or ask anything else that is already listed. 618-972-8844

Rockford 600.1 amp which is 600 rms at 4 ohms but is 2 ohm capable so it could push almost 1200 rms

Exile 500 watt rms amp

Two renegade amps both are 450 rms a piece

Two power caps, one is 2.2 farad and the other is .5 farad

2 12" mtx terminators 4 ohms

2 12" pioneer champion series dvc 4 ohms

2 10" renegades that are 4 ohms

and a 10 kicker and an old mtx 10, kicker is 8 ohms and mtx is 4 ohms

For $700 I will include wiring which is 2 4 guage cables from the battery to the subs and a bunch of rca's and speaker wire.

EVERYTHING WORKS GREAT AND LIKE IT SHOULD. MY VAN IS FALLING APART FROM THIS STUFF

 

[Jayzbent 10+ year member]

big boy bass - $700 (florissant)

pioneer premier pro comp 12 inch sub in a ported box.

kenwood excelon 1200 watt amplifer

1 farad capacitor

all the wiering

amp is rated at 1200 RMS at 4 ohms and 1600 RMS at 2 ohms. one ohm stable

the sub is a dual voice coil 4 ohm per coil. it has double stacked 110.oz magnets

the rubber seal is layered with kevlar. the coils are wiered down to 2 ohms right now

so it runs 1600 rms. this is not some cheep bass kit i have set off multiple car alarms in

the past with this gear. i can demo the gear it is still hooked up in my truck. i realy dont want to sell it but i am trying

to move and need the extra money.

email durning_mike@yahoo.com

 

[Paulspikey 10+ year member]

This one made me chuckle.

Kicker SoloX 18" & Rockford T40001bd

 

[Durango03 10+ year member]

!!!Apparently Im pushing 13,600watts with my amps!!!!! SWEEEET!

soundstream 6,800watts .5ohm stable

 

[GavinVoy 10+ year member]

Eclipse Titanium 15" Subwoofer - $300 (naylor,mo)

it's got 4 channels, so you can connect a 4 channel amp

 

[cfox10 10+ year member]

Eclipse Titanium 15" Subwoofer - $300 (naylor,mo)
it's got 4 channels, so you can connect a 4 channel amp

I laughed so hard at the description.

 

[Tenacious]

Eclipse Titanium 15" Subwoofer - $300 (naylor,mo)
it's got 4 channels, so you can connect a 4 channel amp

He also likes running or not 4 four wheelers.