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[DoesDad 10+ year member]

two 12'' P3 rockford fosgate subs and 2,000 watt crown JBL amp

This is super! A couple Fosgate p3 12's, A JBL Crown 2000, and what looks like a prefab box. 2 fuqqin' g's! Haha!

 

[Falcons 5,000+ posts]

two 12'' P3 rockford fosgate subs and 2,000 watt crown JBL amp
This is super! A couple Fosgate p3 12's, A JBL Crown 2000, and what looks like a prefab box. 2 fuqqin' g's! Haha!

That one had the lulz.

 

[xSPLoder 10+ year member]

Problem Neighbor Help (Rochester)

Date: 2012-05-17, 12:32PM EDT

Reply to: j9v5g-3021110104@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Easy. My neighbors yard looks like hell.

I would like to help, but he's also an *******.

I'm broke and not that interested in buying him a lawn mower.

Please help me figure this city neighbor out.

Can you Help me find such a free running ready to use lawn mower?

I would like to give this fool a mower.

I will let you know how this turns out.

585-802-2392 Shawn

Location: Rochester

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[xSPLoder 10+ year member]

Don't miss out!!!

2 12" kicker subs in box with 1000w amp sony explode deck plus all the wiring $700 or b/o

845-857-3698 phone calls or email only please thank you

http://images.craigslist.org/5Nd5Lb5K23I43Ma3N2c573c9c190be95911a6.jpg

 

[xSPLoder 10+ year member]

2 Kicker L7 Complete Car System

2 Kicker L7 Complete Car System - $1500 (Rochester)

Date: 2012-04-08, 10:42AM EDT

Reply to: jchgw-2946698228@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

COMPLETE KICKER CAR SUBS

WHAT YOU GET:

- 2 Kicker L7 Subs (12 Inch - RMS 750 Each)

- 2 ZX 750.1 Amps (2 separate amps to power each subwoofer)

- 1 Capacitor (10 Farad - Acts like another car battery)

- Box with the subs and amps mounted - Box is also vented in the middle with 2 separate passage ways.

Rms: 1500

Total 3000 Watts

This is a monster system and was put in my 10 Tahoe and shook the entire thing. They were only put up to 75% and just extremely loud. I got a new truck and need the 3rd row so I can not put this box in the back. Everything works like new its only a couple years old. I paid around $2300 for everything. I just got the Box uninstalled by stereo shop and you can talk to any of there employees to ask about the box or any questions you might have. Price is $1500 OBO NO lowballers this is the best system your going to find.

Please Call or Text 585-507-1119

 

[DoesDad 10+ year member]

That one had the lulz.

I don't know WTF is wrong with people. But you have to be seriously fcked up to think you're going to sell 2 POS Fosgate subs, a somewhat decent amp and some shltty Walmart wiring for 2k. People like this should seriously get their a$$ beat.

 

[Cook107 10+ year member]

This dude works at a pawn shop/audioshop(piece of ****) he has 2 AQ hdc3 15s in about 5 cubes on an AQ2200. He claims his clipping indicator on the bass knob is not right, so it's bright red constantly, says that box rise is a "myth" and that tuning by ears is better than the dd-1. Along with much more. Like f****g me over by having me work 56 hours a week for 1-1/2 weeks as an "intern" and then said I was not qualified for the job. HAHA. Ooooookay guy. Not to mention he claims his subs(which are probably burnt to **** by now) hit a 157.5 in the dash with one door open. HAHA. ok.

Custom Installation By Award Winning Installer

 

[MisterDeadeye 10+ year member]

[quote name='Cook107']This dude works at a pawn shop/audioshop(piece of ****) he has 2 AQ hdc3 15s in about 5 cubes on an AQ2200. He claims his clipping indicator on the bass knob is not right, so it's bright red constantly, says that box rise is a "myth" and that tuning by ears is better than the dd-1. Along with much more. Like f****g me over by having me work 56 hours a week for 1-1/2 weeks as an "intern" and then said I was not qualified for the job. HAHA. Ooooookay guy. Not to mention he claims his subs(which are probably burnt to **** by now) hit a 157.5 in the dash with one door open. HAHA. ok.
Custom Installation By Award Winning Installer[/QUOTE]

OKC? @pro\-rabbit might know this guy.

 

[Cook107 10+ year member]

He probably does. A lot of people that I've talked to do and everyone says the same thing. All of his pics are from like 3 years ago. Lol. I'm not going to lie, he can make stuff look OKAY... but, he's DEFINITELY full of ****. If you can sit there and play your music full tilt with the clipping indicator fully red and not even turn it down, you're an idiot. Bottom line. Apparently the smell was them "breaking in" hahaha. And box rise is NOT a myth. Tf?! Not to mention claiming a 157.5 on 2.2k UNCLAMPED. Haha. I could go on and on, but I don't feel like it.

 

[Cook107 10+ year member]

I just don't want anyone in okc getting RIPPED OFF. But I found it hilarious at the same time.

 

[pro-rabbit 5,000+ posts]

[quote name='MisterDeadeye']OKC? @pro\-rabbit might know this guy.[/QUOTE]

That guy talks a lot. I wouldn't send an enemy to him for an install.

 

[pro-rabbit 5,000+ posts]

He probably does. A lot of people that I've talked to do and everyone says the same thing. All of his pics are from like 3 years ago. Lol. I'm not going to lie, he can make stuff look OKAY... but, he's DEFINITELY full of ****. If you can sit there and play your music full tilt with the clipping indicator fully red and not even turn it down, you're an idiot. Bottom line. Apparently the smell was them "breaking in" hahaha. And box rise is NOT a myth. Tf?! Not to mention claiming a 157.5 on 2.2k UNCLAMPED. Haha. I could go on and on, but I don't feel like it.

He does low 140's with his current 2 15" HDC3 subs and 2200d. Won't even move my shirt when I was leaning in.

 

[pro-rabbit 5,000+ posts]

Also, I just reread his add. He didn't take first or even second at IFO and I don't think he got a trophy at the Midwest spl show we were at.

I do know his enclosure is around 5-6ft3 net with 2 4" ports. It is wrapped in vinyl with a raised AQ logo but the vinyl is pulling up everywhere.

 

[Cook107 10+ year member]

Also, I just reread his add. He didn't take first or even second at IFO and I don't think he got a trophy at the Midwest spl show we were at.


I do know his enclosure is around 5-6ft3 net with 2 4" ports. It is wrapped in vinyl with a raised AQ logo but the vinyl is pulling up everywhere.

Yeah I was laughing so hard when I read the ad. You just have to know the guy I guess. Lol. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/dont.gif.ed5870f9483b695f9745036963f41c24.gif

 

[pro-rabbit 5,000+ posts]

Yeah I was laughing so hard when I read the ad. You just have to know the guy I guess. Lol. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/dont.gif.ed5870f9483b695f9745036963f41c24.gif

I just hope no one falls for his BS. My daughter has better install skills and my wife has better "custom building" skills then he does.