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[hispls 5,000+ posts]

VERY LOUD SYSTEM,LOOK!!!! - $450 (albany,ga)
Date: 2011-10-11, 9:50AM EDT

Reply to: sale-7zgek-2629677279@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

FOR SALE A PAIR OF 12" RE AUDIO *** SUBS IN A SOUND ORDINANCE ENCLOSURE,CUSTOM MODIFIED TO FIT THESE SUBS,THEY ARE THE REAL DEAL AND NOT JUST ANOTHER PAIR OF KICKERS,IF YOU WANT TO HAVE THE LOUDEST SYSTEM IN TOWN, THESE ARE WHAT YOU NEED,I ALSO HAVE A 1600 WATT HIFONICS BRUTUS SUPER CLASS D MONO BLOCK,THIS IS ALL CURRENTLY INSTALLED IN MY TRUCK AND CAN BE DEMOED BEFORE PURCHASE,UPON PURCHASE I WILL IMMEDIATELY REMOVE THEM FROM THE TRUCK ON THE SPOT FOR YOU,PLEASE ONLY SERIOUS BUYERS, I AM ASKING $450.00 FOR THE SUBS ENCLOSURE AND AMP,I WOULD LIKE TO SELL TOGETHER BUT MAY SELL JUST AMP OR JUST SUBS AND ENCLOSURE,PRICE IS NEGOTIABLE,CALL OR TEXT 228-886-0710 FOR INFO ,THIS IS A LEGIT POSTING I LIVE IN ALBANY AND EVERYTHING IS CORRECT, THESE PICS WERE TAKEN OF IT IN MY TRUCK,THE PICS BELOW ARE OF THE ACTUAL PRODUCTS. IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY PRICE OR WANT TO KNOW MORE PLEASE JUST TEXT OR CALL I WILL ANSWER ALMOST IMMEDIATELY

Location: albany,ga

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PostingID: 2629677279

the listing itself isnt funny. Talking to the guy is! I texted him from my cell and asked him what he did on the meter, how they sound...blah blah.

 

he went on and on about how they were the greatest subs he ever had! and how he hit a 149 on the meter easily numerous times. and how the only reason he was selling em was because he was being sponsored by GPI. I called BS and me and him got into arguments over everything from amps to boxes.

 

so for the heck of it, we txtd him from another number asking the same questions and now he claims a 146.3 , that he only metered once, and that he's selling because he's getting old and is having a kid.

 

effin idiot!

I don't bother even attempting to talk to someone who can't figure out caps lock. You know you're dealing with a 70 IQ neanderthal.

 

[LosIsATool 5,000+ posts]

This has to be one of the worst I have ever seen.

Fully loaded JL audio 12" W7 Subwoofer

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

Rockford 100 farad capacitor

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[itsblown 10+ year member]

Its the pictures in this one that get me look at those beautiful speaker terminals

Audiobahn class D amp - A1800E

 

[myjaja 10+ year member]

I have two 12" MTX Jackhammer subwoofers with custom boxes.

Model: JH4512A

Impedance: 4 ohms nominal

Frequency Response: 38hz - 150hz

Sensetivity: 91.4 db @ 2.83V/1m

Power: 250w rms/ 500 w peak

These are both brand new, never been used will take only serious offers at 300$ a piece. These subs are very powerful if installed correctly and if u purchase both they will probably shatter ur windows if interested call James @ 830 328 6136 for pics as well

link

 

[DBBOOM 10+ year member]

Honda CRX Truck B16A Turbo

WTF?

Honda CRX Truck B16A Turbo - $3800 (huntsville)

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Date: 2011-11-30, 2:43PM CST

Reply to: sale-jhquc-2686930023@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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89 CR-X aka CR-T (civic racing truck) Has a 95 B16a about 49k miles with a t3t4 turbo. 5 speed. Integra suspension and brakes.4 wheel disc brakes. All new. Also new ball joints and trailing arm bushings. Adjustable toe and camber arms in the rear. NEW distibutor lifetime warranty. Avid motor mounts and tracion bar. Rywire. Com mil-spec. Engine harness. New optima red top. HID's. 8 point roll cage. 3 inch exhuast. Sparco seat, steering wheel and saftey harness. This car just m.ade a round trip to west virginia. Not a surprise to me but to show its dependable. Fun to drive and good on gas about 28mpg if you stay out of boost. Real smooth ride you don't bounce around like a tard on some cut springs. Has tokico struts and eibach springs. If there's any thing I missed just ask text or call NO EMAiLs. 2566042792

Things I will trade for: 240sx coupe. Diesel truck/suv, vw golf 2door gti VR6 only, maybe something else RWD, IF you don't think your car isn't worth 8grand in parts then I probably wouldn't trade I have 10 grand in this car it's had a good bit of use now so I dropped the price but everything is still pretty much new. The cars is just sitting there waiting for a new home. Have $cash$. Or something of value

Things I don't want:TV's, honda parts its my only honda, really any parts, a car that needs work unless is on a cash and trade, anything I have to pay extra on. If the price is to high I can take the seat steering wheel and saftey harness and sell it for 3100. Prices are firm I'm in no rush to sell it. I make it rain and pick it up so I'm set on low ball offers.

2566042792

Location: huntsville

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[brodeisel 10+ year member]

Does any one read the rules here ....

 

[DBBOOM 10+ year member]

^^^^^^^nah.

 

[brodeisel 10+ year member]

it makes this thread gay. null and void

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

2 18" Kicker Solo X's with 20,000 watt Warhorse Kicker Amplifier - $6000 (Tampa)

Date: 2011-11-30, 8:24PM EST

Reply to: sale-surmk-2729471110@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I lost my job and have to pay my mortgage. All together this system cost me $14,000 you're going to need 4 extra batteries, zero gauge power wire and about 2 or 3 competition capacitors to power this monster of a system and an upgraded alternator. The amp alone was $7,000 the subs are in a custom ported box that was made for the specs of my Durango so anyone owning a car don't waste your time. This system installed correctly will shut all others down. Reached 126db at slamfest 2009 at the fairgrounds you can still hear them off the 2 battery's I have left they are still installed the box with the subs weighs over 350lbs the amp is another 50lbs so hope you have help. Serious inquiries only please don't waste my time. I can't upload pics from my iPhone but hit up my cell for pics anytime. Text only 8132171950 price firm!!

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PostingID: 2729471110

"when properly installed, will shut all others down....hit a 126db at slam fest..."

LOLOLOLOL!!!!! 126 db...must not have been installed correctly then......I hope that is a typo.....

I have an 8" that is louder than that....

Nice equipment though...

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what is this guy trying to say?

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

Dual 12 inch subs and amp for sale!!!

Dual 12 inch subs and amp for sale!!! - $350 (Dardanelle, AR)

Date: 2011-12-03, 8:13PM CST

Reply to: sale-eyhy9-2734769500@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

The subs are 12 inch and are in a ported box. Great subs just needing some spending money for duck season. The amp is a 786 watt pioneer amp. It is also great. But once again just needing cash. Text or call me at 4798862880

 

[LosIsATool 5,000+ posts]

3 12in T1 subwoofer

 

[CAT MAN 5,000+ posts]

wows @ audiobahn amp

 

[ace_800 5,000+ posts]

Post the ads not a link you tards.....